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Friday, April 09, 2021

Charmin - name it Charmin

For Melissa Surgecoff and her fiancé Donnie Campbell, March 8 started out just like any other day, until Surgecoff suddenly started feeling intense cramping and pain. 

“I called 911 because we thought she was passing a kidney stone,” Campbell said. 

The couple, from Peabody, Massachusetts, has been together for seven years, through health issues following Campbell's traumatic brain injury and Surgecoff's multiple sclerosis.

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I wish them nothing but the best. It sounds like they've got a real job in front of them with their health issues.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 9, 2021 at 4:04 AM

    How in the FUCK do you not know your eggo is preggo?!?!?!
    "Gained a little weight"?!?!?!?
    "Felt some flutters, thought it was gas"?!?!?!

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  2. DaveApril 9, 2021 at 7:53 AM

    I saw brain injury in the article. I think that helps. When you start w/ a room temp IQ and then have a brain injury... and you're 500 lbs, I think I get it.

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  3. ElmoApril 9, 2021 at 8:04 AM

    I'd have named him John.

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  4. ABEApril 9, 2021 at 4:57 PM

    It happens. Back in the eighties, I went out with a girl who used to dance for the New York City Ballet. While working, she didn't know she was pregnant until a couple of weeks before she gave birth. She never said, but I think she was a backup cause she wasn't exactly skinny (but still fine)!

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  5. AnonymousApril 13, 2021 at 5:51 AM

    Who the hell calls 911 for kidney stone?

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