That distinction, Pennsylvania cops say, goes to Michael Holden, 37, who is facing multiple charges in connection with a break-in last Tuesday in Tyrone, a borough 90 miles east of Pittsburgh.
Investigators allege that Holden, seen at right, entered the 35-year-old victim’s home after she had fallen asleep on her couch. Holden, cops charge, stole $700 in cash, various bank cards, and the woman’s sex toys, which were valued at $160, according to a probable cause affidavit.
Someone with the Pittsburgh Pirates will probably buy him a different cap to wear.
ReplyDeleteHe looks like Squidward.
ReplyDeleteDamn $160.00 worth she had quite a collection I guess.
ReplyDeleteHe obviously liked the smell of fish
ReplyDeleteJD