#8- One of the urban yutes that came to my Combat Engineer unit had double-chompers like that.
Unfortunately, he was frog-walked down the Path of Shame for stealing car stereos OUT OF THE BATTALION PARKING LOT before he could get them fixed, about a month after he arrived.
Titties are a subject that is highly controversial. 20 year old tits that are perky and big are great. But when they are 40 years old and hanging half way to the waist they are not great at all. Even small titties can turn into flat tobacco bags by the early 20 years. And then there are the girls who have a nice set of tits into their 30's and feel the need to double size them up into plastic sculpture that never will feel right again.
I don't have any problem with any woman who isn't obsessed with her tits, but still has maintained some chest muscle to support what she has (for tits). I have sucked on all of them and played with all of them. The smaller natural titties work best every time.
Will someone explain why so many black girls wear Mickey Mouse ear hairdos?
ReplyDeleteThe Sista's hair "ears" give their inseminators the impression they're fuckin' Minnie Mouse who is undoubtedly more sexually appealing.
Delete#8- One of the urban yutes that came to my Combat Engineer unit had double-chompers like that.
ReplyDeleteUnfortunately, he was frog-walked down the Path of Shame for stealing car stereos OUT OF THE BATTALION PARKING LOT before he could get them fixed, about a month after he arrived.
#7. For some reason I read that as titties are overrated.
ReplyDeleteMe too.
DeleteDidn't catch it until I reread it.
Tim in AK
I was also guilty. I must confess.
DeleteBuddha
Me three. OG
DeleteHad to scroll up to fact check ya cause I read titties (fucking pigs)
DeleteNot me.....
DeleteYep. Nemo
DeleteDoesn't "Titties" make more sense than "Titles" in that particular context?
ReplyDeleteIt did to me...
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Titties are a subject that is highly controversial. 20 year old tits that are perky and big are great. But when they are 40 years old and hanging half way to the waist they are not great at all. Even small titties can turn into flat tobacco bags by the early 20 years.
ReplyDeleteAnd then there are the girls who have a nice set of tits into their 30's and feel the need to double size them up into plastic sculpture that never will feel right again.
I don't have any problem with any woman who isn't obsessed with her tits, but still has maintained some chest muscle to support what she has (for tits). I have sucked on all of them and played with all of them. The smaller natural titties work best every time.