Size does matter when it comes to salary — but not in the way you might think. A survey by online bazaar OnlyBuy found that the biggest earners tend to have the smallest willies.
To determine whether penis proportions correspond to paycheck size, the e-commerce site recruited 997 men to answer questions about work, salary and the dimensions of their manhood, the Sun reported. What better way to celebrate International Men’s Day, right?
-WiscoDave
Guys who got it are too busy using it to get rich. Guys without it need something else to attract the babes. Or else the humiliation of having a chick laying there spelling run keeps them in their office.
ReplyDeletebill gates-of hell, mark zuckerdouche, jeffrey zucker (rhymes with...), jeff (Dr. Evil) bezos, george (antichrist) soros.....yeah; I'd say that report is on to something!
ReplyDeleteYa forgot the ultimate micro-sized, Napoleon-complex douchebag: "Little Mike" Bloomberg.
Delete"Ya forgot the ultimate micro-sized, Napoleon-complex douchebag:"
DeleteWhew! Thought that was headed my way ...
And then there's the highest paid Napoleon-complex douchebag in the employ of the U.S. Government, Dr. Anthony Fauci.
Deletewell to be fair, one look at Bloomberg's ugly skank of a wife is roughly equal to swimming in arctic water.
DeleteWhich of you two, Wisco Dave or wire cutter. Don't answer that I really don't want to know.
ReplyDeleteWillie...? sorry, but i have a hard time buying in to any study that uses the term willie for mr wiggly
ReplyDeleteNow c'mon, how many guys have actually measured the length of their shlong? Or tell the truth when asked. Kenny, help me out here...
ReplyDelete3.15 inches. What can I say.
DeleteI'm pretty damn impressive.
DeleteIn metric.
No wonder I'm poor...
ReplyDeleteI suspect that the data is skewed. How many men are going to actually allow someone to measure their pecker size AND take a look at their W2 forms....
ReplyDeleteAll of them as long as the second one is huge.
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