OH me as well!!!! I divorced the last one, well really two. So I am done with the wimnez for good now. No more stupid honey do crap, no more F-ed up directions, not more nagging, no more of the crying, no more wimnez word twister bullshit, none zip nada!!!!
I have two divorces under my belt. I'm never getting married again. I got lucky in both cases, as the divorces were quite easy affairs, and I'm still on good terms with my exes. My quality of life and my finances got immensely better after each divorce (and frankly, after each break-up with every girlfriend in my life). I am now free to do what I want, when I want. And I love it. Whenever I meet a woman I like I am free to act on it. Things might be rosy for a while, but sooner or later, the nagging will begin. And I've learned to say "Fuck It" and walk away at the very first hint of them being a nagger. It feels great.
Ya know that was funny until it became too real. I had a wife or two very similar to all that. I'm a pretty fortunate guy to have found the lady I am married to today. 69 years old, great shape, I mean great, never seen her with even a smidgen of make up on. On rainy days she loves to go to hardware stores and look at nuts an bolt. She can run a chainsaw, loves a tractor/backhoe and a zero turn she will die for. I could go on and on. Yep, even has a masters and a minor. Oh, she can also whip up a mighty fine meal and her biscuits are wunnerful.
When your more interested in the looks of the exterior than the content of the personality, you end up with spousal-units like that. And that goes for both parties.
If you don't know who Sam Kennison is, and you have a sense of humor about love and women, you're in for a treat. If you do know Sam, renew your acquaintance.
I have been married for 53 years....to five different women. Not one lasted for more than five years. I have stayed with three for over five years for different reasons, but I think the warranty on any woman runs out around three to four years. It is best to just "live" together for awhile and then go your separate ways. And you won't believe how the younger girls "Love" them some old men who know how to make them cum.
Dang, that's sad.
ReplyDeleteDrives home how blessed I am.
OH me as well!!!! I divorced the last one, well really two. So I am done with the wimnez for good now. No more stupid honey do crap, no more F-ed up directions, not more nagging, no more of the crying, no more wimnez word twister bullshit, none zip nada!!!!
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I have two divorces under my belt. I'm never getting married again. I got lucky in both cases, as the divorces were quite easy affairs, and I'm still on good terms with my exes. My quality of life and my finances got immensely better after each divorce (and frankly, after each break-up with every girlfriend in my life). I am now free to do what I want, when I want. And I love it. Whenever I meet a woman I like I am free to act on it. Things might be rosy for a while, but sooner or later, the nagging will begin. And I've learned to say "Fuck It" and walk away at the very first hint of them being a nagger. It feels great.
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Ya know that was funny until it became too real. I had a wife or two very similar to all that. I'm a pretty fortunate guy to have found the lady I am married to today. 69 years old, great shape, I mean great, never seen her with even a smidgen of make up on. On rainy days she loves to go to hardware stores and look at nuts an bolt. She can run a chainsaw, loves a tractor/backhoe and a zero turn she will die for. I could go on and on. Yep, even has a masters and a minor. Oh, she can also whip up a mighty fine meal and her biscuits are wunnerful.
ReplyDeleteYou chose wisely, Bright Eyes.
DeleteWhat's your address?
DeleteWhen your more interested in the looks of the exterior than the content of the personality, you end up with spousal-units like that. And that goes for both parties.
ReplyDeleteAbsolutely.
DeleteWell said, Judy!
DeleteVery true. Choose wisely your partner in life. Bright Eyes seems to be a Yoda in all things life as well. Ohio Guy
DeleteI am married 36 years to a wonderful woman who I would be lost without. However, a few of those things still hit home.
ReplyDeleteIf you don't know who Sam Kennison is, and you have a sense of humor about love and women, you're in for a treat. If you do know Sam, renew your acquaintance.
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vTT34o3QKQY
Nemo
Been awhile since I've watch Kennison. That was great!
DeleteAnother one who left us too soon. Thanks.
Agreed!
ReplyDeleteI have been married for 53 years....to five different women. Not one lasted for more than five years. I have stayed with three for over five years for different reasons, but I think the warranty on any woman runs out around three to four years. It is best to just "live" together for awhile and then go your separate ways. And you won't believe how the younger girls "Love" them some old men who know how to make them cum.
ReplyDeleteYou should have only married 1 not 5 at a time.
DeleteWhat you describe is impossible.
DeleteMarried 1976-84.
ReplyDeleteCancer.
Alone a lot of years.
Married 2003-09.
Cancer.
Conclusion:
* Doing stuff together is better.