#7: So glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it. BUT, I'm probably the only one who stared at that kid and that chicken in total (I kept coming back) for almost an hour.
My wife once bought a 3 foot diameter clock to hang in the great room. Almost every visitor would remark on it. At one point, I started responding: I thought my wife told me she wished I had a bigger CLOCK. Some folks looked at me like they did not understand.
#7. Just up the road from work (Keedysville MD area) there's a big statue of a rooster along the road. I've got a photo of me standing next to it. I've titled it "The Importance of Punctuation"...with the words "Jimmy with his big cock hanging out". I've been banned for that one.
9) A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies:
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#1, spot on!
ReplyDelete#4,Sick
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ReplyDelete#5 Had one like that a couple of decades ago.
#6 My CPAP machine sure as hell doesn't help with that.
#7 It's rare that I just don't 'get' one of the memes, but here we are.
#14 Priceless!
#15 Oh dear God, what prenatal drug exposure causes that?
#17 Damn straight she is!
#18 I think that was a normal fly trying to get through a spallation hole something else (BB, .22LR) made in the glass. Still funny, though.
#20 The ads I get don't specify the cougars' color.
#7 He wished for a big cock.
DeleteDuh! I mean, look what the kid has in his lap. That cock is huuuuge. OG
DeleteAahhh a big cock!!!
DeleteAahhh a big cock!!!
Delete#7: So glad I'm not the only one who didn't get it. BUT, I'm probably the only one who stared at that kid and that chicken in total (I kept coming back) for almost an hour.
DeleteMy wife once bought a 3 foot diameter clock to hang in the great room. Almost every visitor would remark on it. At one point, I started responding: I thought my wife told me she wished I had a bigger CLOCK. Some folks looked at me like they did not understand.
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DeleteThanks. . .
#15 put them bitches in a burlap sack and throw them off the Tallahassee bridge.
ReplyDeleteGet your GPS app checked. That's Tallahatchie Bridge according to my friend Billie Joe.
DeleteIt looks like they have already been thrown off the bridge and landed on their heads.
DeletePhil B
Fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down.
DeleteMy new hobby is feeding moose.
ReplyDeleteWhere does one send funds?
DeleteHelp setting up breeding program?
Transportation for them to cities?
Teach them how to build fire!
I can't wait to find a moose to feed.
ReplyDeleteI liked it when they stopped giving me money and started giving me socks and underwear.
That's what I needed.
Dude, this is the meme mother lode.
ReplyDelete#7. Just up the road from work (Keedysville MD area) there's a big statue of a rooster along the road. I've got a photo of me standing next to it. I've titled it "The Importance of Punctuation"...with the words "Jimmy with his big cock hanging out". I've been banned for that one.
ReplyDeleteFor some reason this made me think of a song by Dana Gillespie called big ten inch record.
Delete#1 - funny that the phrase "knee jerk reaction" popped into my head 😊
ReplyDelete9) A Møøse once bit my sister... No realli! She was Karving her initials on the møøse with the sharpened end of an interspace tøøthbrush given her by Svenge - her brother-in-law - an Oslo dentist and star of many Norwegian møvies:
ReplyDelete#14 4 Horsemen...yeah..,I've seen worse
ReplyDeleteGetting cured from HSV 1 using herbal medicine was a dream come through after 6 year's of been diagnosed. I got contact on an article and made talks with Dr OBUDU via WhatsApp +2349023428871 his email drobuduherbalhome@gmail.com or visit his website https://drobuduherbalhome.wixsite.com/welcometoobuduherbal I huge you to write just like me and be curedhe also have the cure for
ReplyDeleteHERPES,HIV,CANCER,HEPATITIS B.DIABETES,COLD SORES, Syphilis, HBV, HPV, STD's,DIABETES CUTE,RINGING EAR,STROKE CURE,WARTS CURE,Skin disease Contact him now for help
#15: Gee, I wonder who they voted for...
ReplyDelete#11 When someone tells me "have a nice day": Sorry, I have other plans.
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