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Wednesday, April 28, 2021

West Virginia Governor Offers 16-Year-Olds One Hundred Dollars to Get COVID Vaccine

Wow, all your children are belong to us. West Virginia Governor Jim Justice made an announcement today his administration will pay $100 savings bonds to anyone aged 16 to 35 who will take the COVID-19 vaccine. 

Fearing that forty percent of the West Virginia population might not get vaccinated, the West Virginia governor has announced he will give a one hundred dollar savings bond to everyone aged 16 to 35. The money will come from the CARES Act funding. “They’re not taking vaccines as fast as we’d like them to take them,” Gov. Justice said. “If we really want to move the needle, we’ve got to get our younger people vaccinated.”
-Stormfax

15 comments:

  1. Make it $8000.00 and I'll consider it....

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  2. Cuz he knows they’ll never collect.

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  3. trade their inheritance for pottage....

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  4. Throw in an abortion and they'll be lined up miles.

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  5. Shit, that'll only buy 2 30mg oxy's. He better try harder. OG

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  6. More he kills off come the next flu season, the more money he makes now. Necrophiliacs are going to have free range come fall/winter.

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  7. $100. (but 20 years to maturity)

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  8. California is offering $25 per shot.

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  9. The bonds are still sold? At what interest rate are they being given?
    Heltau

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    1. They are not sold at a stated interest rate, rather at an imputed interest rate based on a guaranteed face value by a stated maturity date.

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  11. This is the carrot before the stick. And they will TRY to resort to the stick, eventually. They don't know anything else.

    Plan accordingly.

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  12. I don't get it.

    This is a low risk group for the disease, so it isn't clear what it would accomplish, public health wise. And even vaccinated, they can supposedly still carry and transmit the virus; all it is promised to do is make their symptoms less severe (and maybe only for a few months after the vaccination), not make them immune.

    This wiffs of bean-counting statistical bragging rights among governors, not any real public health benefit.

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    1. RC, you're making some invalid assumptions. You're assuming that there is a disease, and you're assuming that public health is even a consideration.

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  13. A $100 savings bond is only worth $50 minus inflation. So he isn't offering a hundred dollars, he's offering forty something, assuming that the dollar holds up.

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