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Wednesday, April 21, 2021

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

PUTNAM COUNTY, Fla. — While three children were sleeping, Putnam County deputies say a woman broke into their Interlachen home Saturday and made herself coffee and eggs. 
The Putnam County Sheriff’s Office said the homeowner was at work when the incident happened, while her 7-year-old, 10-year-old and 16-year-old were home sleeping.

4 comments:

  1. Holy crap. I just saw the "woman's" photograph. It's Jack Nicholson.

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  2. “All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.”
    Repeat ad nauseum.

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  3. [rocketride]

    "No word on how she likes her eggs." I'm pretty sure 'fertilized' is not an pption

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  4. drugs or dementia, take your pick

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