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Friday, May 14, 2021

Fucking lightweight...

BOCA RATON, Fla. – A Coral Springs woman faces DUI charges after she was spotted in a mall parking lot with her car running, half of her body hanging out of the car, and vomit nearby, according to a police report.

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  1. I'm sorry man... If she didn't drive even one foot, how can she be charged with DUI???

    That's messed up.

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    1. The keys were in her possesion and the car was running, in any state in the union that is DUI, i know i got one that way, my keys were in the ignition and engine not running!!!grayman

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    2. yep. in many states simply being in the drivers seat while intoxicated is enough -- even with no key in the ignition/car not running.

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  2. If you’re in your vehicle drunk, with the keys, asleep, passed out, daydreaming, it don’t matter to the cops. I have a neighbor where sometimes she makes it to her driveway and able to park the car. However, she’s so drunk she passed out with the car still running and radio blaring with that subwoofer bass pounding. 3 times the past month I’ve had to go check on her, wake her up and ask her to turn the music down. She’s pretty hot so I’m hoping for a last call lay by doing the neighborly thing of checking on her. Heh.
    MM

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