Number 10 reminds me of the time I was going to make guacamole, but when I started cutting I heard the song Dancing Queen. Turns out it was an Abbacado.
#8 I know that it's bad form to blame the victim but FFS. The bike has a quick release front wheel and he put his bike lock through the wheel and not the frame. He might have well stuck a sign on it saying free to good home.
My oldest daughter lived with me and my wife for a year or so, after her divorce. As a thank you, she bought me one of those very expensive road bikes, like 12-1500$ types. It went so fast, I actually bought a bike helmet, to protect myself. I mean, even I could get it up to 35 MPH in a hurry, without much effort. Her and her present husband are into all kinds of outdoor things, and when my back got too bad, I gave the bike back to her, so she could either trade it in or ride it.
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Number 10 reminds me of the time I was going to make guacamole, but when I started cutting I heard the song Dancing Queen.
ReplyDeleteTurns out it was an Abbacado.
John--Really bad joke but got a laugh out of me this morning. Good job!
DeleteBa da bump! OG
DeleteNice!
Delete-From a fellow Philly guy
John, Leave the room, don't forget to O-Pun the door.
Delete:) Thanks!
Delete#3, "Nice wheels".
ReplyDelete#5 -- I don't get it. What are the two imprints on the fresh concrete?
ReplyDeleteIt's where somebody landed when their little scooter hit that fresh concrete before it had a chance to set up.
DeleteThe big imprint looks like a razor back hog!!!!!grayman
Delete#8 I know that it's bad form to blame the victim but FFS. The bike has a quick release front wheel and he put his bike lock through the wheel and not the frame. He might have well stuck a sign on it saying free to good home.
ReplyDeleteUsed to see a lot of that in Boston, back in the 70's.
DeleteMy oldest daughter lived with me and my wife for a year or so, after her divorce. As a thank you, she bought me one of those very expensive road bikes, like 12-1500$ types. It went so fast, I actually bought a bike helmet, to protect myself. I mean, even I could get it up to 35 MPH in a hurry, without much effort.
DeleteHer and her present husband are into all kinds of outdoor things, and when my back got too bad, I gave the bike back to her, so she could either trade it in or ride it.
#3. Not going to get wheel clamped again.
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