Tuesday, May 04, 2021

"I believe I'll just sit my fine out in jail, Your Honor"

A man has been ordered to pay $12m (£8.6m) for his role setting a Minneapolis police station on fire during rioting last May. 

The fine for Dylan Shakespeare Robinson, 23, who pleaded guilty to an arson charge in December, will follow a four year prison sentence.


  1. That ain't a man. Ohio Guy

  2. 12 mil is a lot more than that snowflake will earn in his lifetime with his gender studies degree. Good on the judge.


  3. Looks like he's about to cry. He'll be Bubba's favorite for a couple years. His name pretty much points to a sheltered life, never faced the consequences before.

  4. "He" will be "servicing" every inmate during his time...

  5. Another prime example of the "time out" generation...

  6. "Three other men - Bryce Michael Williams, 27, Davon De-Andre Turner, 25, and Branden Michael Wolfe, 23 - pleaded guilty to the same charge as part of a plea agreement but have not yet been sentenced."

    Two Black co-defendants, Williams and Turner (what clairvoyant could possibly have guessed that Davon De-Andre might be Black?) and another white dude (Wolfe). Let's see whether the Black guys get the same fine as Robinson. Or is this his huwyte privilege at work?

    Robinson is going to be working in prison. Someone is going to be renting him out for a pack of Kools (or whatever brand the Blacks in that prison tend to favor) at a time.

    1. Won't be Kools, Joe and the ho are banning menthol cigarettes.

    2. I almost feel sorry for the guy.
      For context, I took a shit last night that was almost as big as Mount Everest.

  7. I didn't go to the link because, well I don't give a damn.
    I told a judge to shove his probation and community service crap I'll just do the time and get out a free man once. He didn't like being called out in " his " court room so I got 15 days contempt of court nonsense added to my stay, 75 days total. Big whoop, probation was $50 per visit, 1 visit per month for 12 months, plus 40 hours of picking up trash on the side of the road. Fuck that.....

  8. Fines like that are great. Nowadays, some shitlib will give those clowns a book deal and they might, in fact, make millions. Better the tax payers get the money.


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