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Tuesday, May 11, 2021

I've been that fucked up before

NASHVILLE, Tenn.--Officers with the Metro Nashville Police Department have arrested a 26-year-old after he was found unconscious in his car with a gun and a bottle of vodka. 

Police say William Parham III struck the Hill Detention Center on 2nd Avenue and a witness flagged down an officer for help. The officer found Parham III unconscious with the car still running, a gun on the passenger seat with a bottle of vodka.

5 comments:

  1. Suspect I.D.ed as: William Parham III

    Are we sure it wasn't really Hunter Biden? We'll make a final determination if we find a 20 year old comatose blonde in the back seat.

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  2. Impersonating a Nashville PD officer?

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  3. My ex old lady got a DUI when she passed out in a gas station with 4 kids in the car. She hit the curb, rolled into the gas station with a flat, and passed out. Judge threw the DUI out b/c she paid $5500 for a government sponsored education course on dangers of drinking and driving. Justice.

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  4. We operate a small organic teaching farm near the outskirts of Eugene Oregon.

    At least a couple-three times a week in town, some impatient goofball injects drugs while waiting for a red light to turn green.
    Then falls asleep... idling at the green light.
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    The way I hear it, some folks are making lists.

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