Keep an eye out for this guy (see what I did there?)
NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — A man critically wounded in a shooting at an East Nashville apartment complex was able to identify the gunman as a one-eyed teen known simply as “Jake,” according to police.
I used to haul logs with a good old boy named Chester McReynolds. He had a glass eye that would get to bothering him so he'd take it out and put it on a little spot he had rigged up for it on the dash. When you knew you might be meeting him in the woods and let him know on the CB where you were the reply was always the same. "Okay. I'll keep an eye out for you."
I used to haul logs with a good old boy named Chester McReynolds. He had a glass eye that would get to bothering him so he'd take it out and put it on a little spot he had rigged up for it on the dash.
ReplyDeleteWhen you knew you might be meeting him in the woods and let him know on the CB where you were the reply was always the same. "Okay. I'll keep an eye out for you."
Cracked me up every time.
I remember the hooker with a glass eye that specialized in skull-fucking who said the same thing to her customers as they left after a session.
DeleteSounds like the singing blowjob joke.
DeleteI got the "keep an eye out" reference. Sorta like "How 'bout a big hand for Capt Hook"!
ReplyDeleteHave a good friend that keeps one of his glass eyes on his key chain, he would swap it out once in a while to gross out people!!!! grayman
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