Wednesday, May 19, 2021
No, that wasn't me - I haven't used hard drugs in years
A flight out of John F. Kennedy International Airport in New York made an emergency landing over the weekend after an unruly, foul-smelling passenger refused to wear a mask, snorted a white powder, groped a woman and, to top it all off, uttered racial slurs, according to reports.
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Q1: Just how did an unruly, foul-smelling passenger with no mask get on board in the first place?
ReplyDeleteQ2: Why would anyone put up with airlines' bullshit these days anyway?
Q3: "...to top it all off, uttered racial slurs..." Just how fucked up are the reporter's and editor's priorities if they consider name-calling to be the worst of all his "indiscretions"?
I was laughing! Snorting coke, groping a woman, foul smelling, threatened others with a spork, but it was the racist remarks that had the plane make an emergency landing.
DeleteMadMarlin
No! Not racial slurs, oh the humanity!
ReplyDeleteDamn, Hunter is back to his old hijinks....
ReplyDeleteA light afternoon for Hunter Biden, to be sure.....
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Was he wearing a gold paper Burger King crown?
ReplyDeleteI get to fly Jetblue at times to and from FL to the north... Individually, I get all of these things on any given flight, just not usually from the same person. There's always a foul-smelling Hasidic Jewish guy with a red beard. and I mean always, one of them smells like a cemetery. There's a 400lb racist with a 'Black Lives Matter' shirt or mask, bitching to her wife about wipipo the whole ride and cussing like a trucker. There is a gaunt blonde WASP on her way to rehab or just off her meds, and too moneyed to know not to argue with the crew, necessitating removal by the police before we push back. Then the miracle-seekers, who get wheeled on board early in wheelchairs, usually 20-30 of them (because Florida), and all but 4 of whom get off the plane under their own power, magically regaining the ability to walk again.
ReplyDeleteIt's a little surprising this recent problem flight was on its' way to San Francisco. Without homeless people taking a shit in the middle of the aisle, it probably felt strange to the locals.
". . . and, to top it all off, uttered racial slurs . . ."
ReplyDeleteO.K., now he's in real trouble.
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Jeffery Dahmer was a murderer, ate people, and had sex with road kill, but he insisted he was not a racist. Because that would be over the line.