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Sunday, May 02, 2021

Sunday gifdump

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  1. #1 was me when my older brother brought home his new motorcycle. He put me on it and never told me how to stop... I ran right into the front step of the house. Can't remember if there was any damage to the bike, but I suffer to this day from the pain of total embarrassment! "Yinzer"

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    1. Like when I was 5 and my mean brother put me on his 28 inch bike down a cow path, promising to hold on to the seat to keep me balanced. I made it about 100 feet before I crashed...legs weren't long enough for the feet to reach the pedals.

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  2. they make a coupling for people who cant measure

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    1. It's called a slip coupling and is good for repairs in the middle of a length of pipe. I've used them myself.

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    2. It's an expansion joint and that's not how it works fak.

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  3. #7 Good saftey practice wearing a hard hat.
    And that harness will prevent falls.
    s/

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    1. I’m sure OSHA approved those slip on shoes also

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    2. I’m sure OSHA approved those slip on shoes also

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  4. #8 Hey buddy! Why didn't you let go of my leash?

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  5. #9 ??? Exercise will screw you up...or... she's obviously not really as lame as she portrays herself? Would it help if I could read Japanese?

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  6. I'm wondering about #9. Did she really overdo the leg exercises so that descending the stairs was painful because she was so stiff? Her legs are so thin that I wondered if she was recovering from some illness and doing physical therapy.

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    1. I think she’s just goofing around being funny. (The text went by too quickly for me, but it says something about “second day”). Laying down on an escalator, especially with long hair, seems like a bad idea to me though.

      Some chicks are naturally that thin. The Swedish Disaster was (is, I suppose, not my business any more ...) 5’9” and 119 lbs despite a diet of McDonalds and caffeine. Had surprisingly strong legs though. Years of cycling and horseback riding will do that for a gal, skinny or no.

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  7. Always wear a cup protector when water skiing.
    I thought everybody knew that.

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  8. Starker here,

    #8 I read; Dog: Ooohh, gotta chase, chase, chase!
    Master: Nooo, nooo! Stop! Oops! Ouch! Dammit!
    Dog: YIP! Huh??? What happened? Oh master is hurt.
    Master: You did this!
    Dog: I did? I'm sorry, sooo sorry, let me love you, you'll feel better.

    But that's just my guess, based on many years with dogs esp. Labradors.

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  9. #8 -happens in one way or another to every owner / caretaker of a dog over 70 pounds.. And the the dog laughs his ass off..

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  10. 2 & 7 are Artists.
    3. They are made of non standard size parts, so when glued & fail, you have to cut back further. Ask me how I know, on Saturday night After the stores are closed to get more parts.
    5 Better there than rolling down the road at high speed.
    Jerry

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  11. #2 looks like Loram maintenance of way. They always work in tandem, they do ballast by dumping it into the car then putting the backhoe into the car and load like mofos. Unfortunately they are contractors and they put many regular railroaders out of work.

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