Chances are, I’m going to give you my wallet. Now, if you get mad cause there ain’t nothing in it and want to hurt me, we might have a problem. No telling how that’s going to work out, but it will involve gunfire. Eod1sg Ret
Aim for the blow hole! Just kidding. With his size, he'd have better luck just steamrolling his attacker instead of trying to get a weapon. Bum rushing scares the robber into screwing up...Sometimes.
Most of the time it does because they do not expect you to do that, works in bar fights too. They just about shit themselves wondering what just happened!!!! grayman
Holy shit. If the robber decides to shoot the kid I hope he's totin' an M-72 LAW. He's gonna need it to penetrate the fat.
ReplyDeleteYou should work on that. And lose fifty pounds as well.
ReplyDeleteAnd toss the tinker toy and ... No, on second thought, no gun for you.
...and this fool actually put this out there on the net. SMH Nemo
ReplyDeleteWell that is a good start at least hes thinking of a response, just needs a little bit more practice. Keep at it, and you will improve.
ReplyDeleteA caricature if ever there was one.
ReplyDeleteMight want to practice that a little more, fat boi......
ReplyDeleteTim in AK
So, Peter Griffin IS real. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteChances are, I’m going to give you my wallet. Now, if you get mad cause there ain’t nothing in it and want to hurt me, we might have a problem. No telling how that’s going to work out, but it will involve gunfire. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteAim for the blow hole! Just kidding. With his size, he'd have better luck just steamrolling his attacker instead of trying to get a weapon. Bum rushing scares the robber into screwing up...Sometimes.
ReplyDeleteMost of the time it does because they do not expect you to do that, works in bar fights too. They just about shit themselves wondering what just happened!!!! grayman
DeleteA 9mm concealed in a fold of fat might be more easily deployed. Just sayin'...
ReplyDeleteHis obituary will not likely mention his martial arts skills.
ReplyDeleteJust hand your billfold over skinny , you'll hurt yourself with that fancy dog whacking stick .
ReplyDeleteThis guy was just hired by the FBI.....
ReplyDeleteIs he hoping the robber dies laughing?
ReplyDeleteBritish accent. He's probably displaying the ridiculousness of one of the few defensive tools 'allowed' by
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Garlic farts work fine by me!
ReplyDeleteChutes Magoo
What Pixar movie has he been in?
ReplyDeletehe is my next bitch
ReplyDeletePretty sure they were not serious here. He is making fun of himself.
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