Pro tip: If you're going to try swinging a sledge hammer, best to not have to muscles of someone who has spent his entire life in Mom's basement playing video games and subsisting solely on Mt Dew. I've only got one good shoulder and I could have hit that at least 10 times harder than that limp wristed little pussy did.
Somebody didn't eat his Wheaties.....
ReplyDeleteBidens America.
ReplyDeleteDidn't get the loot, but not to worry Biden's Western-Unioning them enough funds to get to the border.
ReplyDeletepretty gosh darn brazen. I wonder what communist shithole that is. The sign is in Spanish, I think, so could be anywhere south of the Rio Grande.
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According to the sign:
ReplyDelete* the case holds the job applications, work-boots, condoms, and father's day cards.
There is something to say about anti-theft glass and such. I had to laugh a few years ago when a local Thug called Bigfoot tried to kick in my door.
ReplyDeleteSeveral scuffs on the door and a bloody bit of pants when my neighbors dog got to them.
Yep, I brought over a 6 pack of good beer and a steak for the dog. :-) Good Dog! Good Neighbor!
Damn!!!! Stealing is too much like work.
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ReplyDeleteIf you're going to try swinging a sledge hammer, best to not have to muscles of someone who has spent his entire life in Mom's basement playing video games and subsisting solely on Mt Dew.
I've only got one good shoulder and I could have hit that at least 10 times harder than that limp wristed little pussy did.
Tim in AK
Drunk Latino
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