The reports of people who have witnessed other people being taken by tiger sharks all start like this: "There was this blur...". The person is this video needs to re think some life choices.
Got a deal with sharks, I stay out of their ocean, they stay out of my yard. A then girlfriend talked me into swimming in the ocean a number of years ago and I damn near shit myself when I found myself sharing a wave with what I later realized was a dolphin/ porpoise (?), Next day on the plane home I hear 2 guys sitting behind me talking about the guy that got shark bit a few miles down the beach. Did I mention I stay the fuck away from alligator water too.
omega_man: Bet that. People who think Jesus was a badass for walking on water should see me when when I sprint (well, relatively speaking my fat ass sprints) atop it after seeing a fin.
What gets me are people that think these creatures are sacred or some shit. I say kill ever damn one ya see. Worshiping sharks ya might just as well worship the anus of a monkey or earth worms. People worship the weirdest shit.
I got a reminder about other life in the ocean one time when I was in Ft. Lauderdale on business. I was walking on the beach in front of my hotel watching the 5 foot waves breaking on the beach. One wave out from the break I see two 3 foot long barracuda's swimming along, then disappear like they were shot out of a cannon.
Great advice, but at what point are you supposed to shit your pants?
ReplyDeleteSee, that's just wrong.
DeleteIf you shit your pants, you taste better - the shark damn well knows this.
Right about the time she said "As the shark gets closer,".
DeleteThe reports of people who have witnessed other people being taken by tiger sharks all start like this: "There was this blur...". The person is this video needs to re think some life choices.
ReplyDeleteFunny
ReplyDeleteHmmm.....You get that advice from Timothy....
ReplyDeleteTreadwell...?
Ed357
Total bull.....
ReplyDeleteFeeding stupid people to sharks and making sure they have full bellies is a great way to keep them from attacking swimmers at the beach.
ReplyDelete1. Sharks are found in sea water; 2. I am not.
ReplyDeleteYou didn't ask for one, but I'll give it to you anyway.
DeleteAMEN!
"1. Sharks are found in sea water"
DeleteWell, you say that....
- Bull Sharks
Fuk a BAT
ReplyDeleteI want THAT on my fly rod
Oh real sharks !
ReplyDeleteI thought she meant lawyer’s
THAT's what a dive knife is for........cut your partner to draw the blood and back away......watch the festivities....
ReplyDeleteMy sentiments exactly. Cut the Achilles tendon and watch the circles.
DeleteJust push it away with your arm, huh? And the next time, if you are lucky, you can push it away with your prosthetic arm.
ReplyDeleteDaryl
Next episode: Navigating your way through the shark's digestive system.
ReplyDeletePerfect! This should be pinned to the top of the comments!
DeleteGot a deal with sharks, I stay out of their ocean, they stay out of my yard. A then girlfriend talked me into swimming in the ocean a number of years ago and I damn near shit myself when I found myself sharing a wave with what I later realized was a dolphin/ porpoise (?), Next day on the plane home I hear 2 guys sitting behind me talking about the guy that got shark bit a few miles down the beach. Did I mention I stay the fuck away from alligator water too.
ReplyDeleteGood advice, we're not top of the food chain.
DeleteEver seen video of Ballistic Missiles fired from a submerged submarine? That'd be me in this encounter.
Deleteomega_man: Bet that. People who think Jesus was a badass for walking on water should see me when when I sprint (well, relatively speaking my fat ass sprints) atop it after seeing a fin.
DeleteHow about NOT getting in the sharks world!!! grayman
ReplyDeleteI missed the part where you jab it with the bang stick.
ReplyDeleteMe, I hope my beer infested shit in wetsuit is a shark repellent.
ReplyDeleteWhat gets me are people that think these creatures are sacred or some shit. I say kill ever damn one ya see. Worshiping sharks ya might just as well worship the anus of a monkey or earth worms. People worship the weirdest shit.
ReplyDelete"Them", because we wouldn't want to hurt the sharks fee-fees by possibly mis-gendering it, now would we?
ReplyDeleteI got a reminder about other life in the ocean one time when I was in Ft. Lauderdale on business. I was walking on the beach in front of my hotel watching the 5 foot waves breaking on the beach. One wave out from the break I see two 3 foot long barracuda's swimming along, then disappear like they were shot out of a cannon.
ReplyDeleteNemo
And that's why I don't swim ...
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