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Thursday, May 13, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

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11 comments:

  1. BobMay 13, 2021 at 2:03 PM

    Why is dickwad smiling in #3 ?

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    1. WolffmanMay 13, 2021 at 3:52 PM

      You got me there, too, bro...although most of the others were pretty funny...

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    2. BogsidebunnyMay 13, 2021 at 4:25 PM

      He bumped his head falling off the Titanic.

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    3. mjazzguitarMay 13, 2021 at 8:47 PM

      Even Butthead knew what went beyond the boundaries of good taste.

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  2. MikeyMay 13, 2021 at 2:15 PM

    5) Recently rolled through the great state of Alabama on the way back from Florida. It's alarming how fast I got that one.

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  3. southside tonyMay 13, 2021 at 2:33 PM

    #3,sick but hilarious

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  4. BrewvetMay 13, 2021 at 4:23 PM

    The man in #7 is a real man and most likely an awesome father to his daughter.

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  5. John the RiverMay 13, 2021 at 5:12 PM

    #16 Nothing worse than being "friended".

    Especially when you're both naked and you are sucking on her nipple.
    Happened.

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    1. AnonymousMay 13, 2021 at 6:54 PM

      OUCH, hope you at least got to finish with a happy ending!!!!! grayman

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    2. HMay 13, 2021 at 8:40 PM

      Yeah that sucks BUT if they play the friend card, then there's no reason the check should not be split. None whatsoever. Friends don't expect their friends to pay the way for them.

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  6. StretchMay 13, 2021 at 6:53 PM

    #17 In no particular order:
    A)Last letter to a lady I was dating was returned unopened with a note "She has checked herself in to the local mental health clinic. She may contact you when treatment is over." She never did.

    B)She belonged to two 12-step programs. Had regular sessions with a shrink to address Daddy Issues, Mommy Issues, issue issues. Our relationship ended when we realized she had doubled her meeting schedule and I had a heart monitor on for 24-hours to track an irregular heart beat. Why did I stay as long as I did? As Richard Castle said, "Let me tell you about crazy people. The sex is fantastic."

    C) Actually had to call the shrink ward to find out if she'd be free for the weekend. Why? Red hair. Big Tits. Flexible. Liked vodka.

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