I used to work with a guy who was really into his Harleys. He told me that there were two very distinct types of Harley owners. There were ordinary guys who saved and sacrificed to get their hands on a Harley. He bought one that was mechanically sound but looked really rough, what he could afford. He disappeared into his shed for several months and emerged with a really beautiful bike. The other kind were rich guys who bought a Harley as a kind of lifestyle thing. In their favour, they do tend to live longer than the ones that buy a plastic fantastic projectile that can do 180mph.
#19 - Reminds me of a Hat-A-Fart. We used to fart into our hats and toss them at people sitting near us. It would drag enough shtink with it to pollute someone up to 13-1/2' away (yes, we used scientific testing methods).
#19 Good to know.
ReplyDelete#20, mostly the noobs that the sales person loads up with the overpriced apparel when buying their first bike.
ReplyDeleteYeah they think they are the shit with all that brand new leather!!! grayman
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I used to work with a guy who was really into his Harleys. He told me that there were two very distinct types of Harley owners. There were ordinary guys who saved and sacrificed to get their hands on a Harley. He bought one that was mechanically sound but looked really rough, what he could afford. He disappeared into his shed for several months and emerged with a really beautiful bike. The other kind were rich guys who bought a Harley as a kind of lifestyle thing. In their favour, they do tend to live longer than the ones that buy a plastic fantastic projectile that can do 180mph.
Delete#20, spot on!
ReplyDelete#10 husband and wife look like brother and sister, just asking?
ReplyDeleteYeah, your right. I think I saw them on pornhub.
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ReplyDeleteIf that ain't the truth.....
I gotta try #19
ReplyDelete#2 - So true! I never really thought about it.
ReplyDelete#19 - Reminds me of a Hat-A-Fart. We used to fart into our hats and toss them at people sitting near us. It would drag enough shtink with it to pollute someone up to 13-1/2' away (yes, we used scientific testing methods).
Starker here,
ReplyDeleteWireCutter, This set had me laughing so hard my eyes leaked.
Never forget to change laughter to slaughter only requires an "S", hence the term "you killed"
#13, no it makes you a Dad that has a kid with trust issues.
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ReplyDeleteSame goes when a lawyer says, "I will take that under advisement".
Engineers: "Thank you for the information."
Delete#5. Did his mom take thalidomide when she was pregnant ?
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