If the ceremony goes exactly as planned it becomes forgettable. They will remember they guy playing the trumpet forever. He's probably one of the family so they couldn't forget him if they tried.
I play the piano but only to a fairly modest standard. I read music but not fluently so the only way that I can play something properly is if I practice it until I've memorised it. So I could play the popular wedding marches but only if you gave me several months' notice to give me time to learn them. If I played as badly as this guy though, I would decline the offer to play.
If the ceremony goes exactly as planned it becomes forgettable. They will remember they guy playing the trumpet forever. He's probably one of the family so they couldn't forget him if they tried.
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I play the piano but only to a fairly modest standard. I read music but not fluently so the only way that I can play something properly is if I practice it until I've memorised it. So I could play the popular wedding marches but only if you gave me several months' notice to give me time to learn them. If I played as badly as this guy though, I would decline the offer to play.
ReplyDeleteAbout the best thing you can say about that guy is at least he was blowing his own instrument and not the groom's.
ReplyDeleteCousin Lucy's boy Thad plays the trumpet or something. We can get him real cheap.
ReplyDeleteThe father should have grabbed that trumpet and stuffed it down over the wedding planner's head.
ReplyDeleteYou think there was a wedding planer?
DeleteJFM
And I'll bet he volunteered to play. That should be the first clue...
ReplyDeleteOUCH.
ReplyDeleteEx boyfriend?
ReplyDeleteOf him or her?
Start married life as you mean to go on ...
ReplyDeletePhil B
Should of played Taps.
ReplyDeleteNot one smile in the whole crowd. I would have been laughing so hard I'd be crying...
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