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Monday, May 17, 2021

Your Monday Morning Florida Report

OCALA, Fla. – A Florida woman arrested on a disorderly intoxication charge claims the only reason the cops were called while she was at a hotel pool was that the manager saw her in a bikini and was “jealous that her body looked good,” according to the Ocala Police Department. 

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  1. She drove a Mustang, that explains everything

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  2. Well, if your gonna say you been drinking all day you gotta start in the morning.

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  3. Maybe the body looked good but the face is a wreck.

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  4. Why didn't we get a photo of the bod so we could harshly judge?

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    1. Did anyone click over to the story NOT hoping there was a bikini pic?

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  5. Sounds like the bitch has some anger management issues. Had a fight with her boyfriend, got angry with the motel manager, got angry with the cop, got angry with the gas station owner. Just a fuckin' bitch.

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