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Wednesday, May 12, 2021

Your Wednesday Morning Florida Report

MAY 4--A 77-year-old retiree who was upset about the thickness of the tomato on her Whopper allegedly threw the sandwich at a Burger King employee and then spewed racial slurs at the worker, according to Florida police who arrested the septuagenarian on a felony charge.

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  1. From the link -

    "Normally, a hamburger attack would result in the alleged assailant being charged with misdemeanor battery. But since Black allegedly used racist language, the battery count was reclassified as a felony. Florida statutes allow for such an enhancement if the defendant evidences prejudice while committing an offense."

    Thought crime. Maybe the assailant saw this -

    https://oldnfo.org/wp-content/uploads/2021/03/Commercials.mp4?_=1

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  2. OH MY. Another "Villages" escapee at it again.

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  3. The Villages, the sprawling retirement community billed as the Sunshine State’s “friendliest hometown.”

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  4. If she's upset at the thickness of a tomato on her sandwich, I'm guessing she's got much deeper problems.

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  5. Did they give her a paper burger king crown before she screamed racial slurs?

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  6. I hope some prosecutor is really,really, really proud of themselves for upgrading the charge.
    Meanwhile, people who literally burn an loot walk free

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  7. After skimming I was wondering what a sept-orangutan was?!?!?

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  8. The Villages, the home of so many Yankee transplants.

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  9. This is simply the result of medical "professionals" refusing to refill xanax meds. Ohio Guy

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  10. Never, NEVER antagonize someone that's assembling your sandwich.

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  11. Mom, Grandma's on the news again!

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  12. Short-tempered Yankee who disremembered Da Guys she knows back in Jersey don't live in her Florida neighborhood.

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  13. Okay, I'll be THAT guy...

    "Where's the beef!"

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