Pennsylvania police claim they were called to a Home Depot on a report of “disorderly people having an exorcism” in the lumber aisle.
The exorcism was for the dead trees and the would-be wood exorcists were escorted out of the building, according to a now-viral post from the Dickson City Police Department.
It’s like a sick fucking contest that slo joe and the hoe give out taxpayer funds to the winners. I mean chineese commiecocksuckers. Shit God bless everyone!!!! 🏴☠️Bert
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Just when I start thinking
ReplyDeleteWe've reached peak insanity
Someone comes along with something more idiotic.
It’s like a sick fucking contest that slo joe and the hoe give out taxpayer funds to the winners.
DeleteI mean chineese commiecocksuckers. Shit
God bless everyone!!!! 🏴☠️Bert
Hopefully they were trying to exorcise the high cost of lumber these days.
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Or all the crookedness out of the wood.
DeleteI exorcise the spirits of the dead trees (dryads, I had to look it up) by burning them in my fireplace.
ReplyDeleteUse it. Nature renews it.
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