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Monday, June 14, 2021

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  1. #8. What happens when you use the trolly what has the wonkey wheel.
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  2. Accelerator not brake 7. OG

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  3. #5 Brake pedal is on LEFT, not right, dude. Or more likely, dudette.
    #10 Did the bikes have right of way?

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    1. Nope, entering a lane of travel from a street entrance.

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    2. Having right of way does not mean that you can blindly take it.

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    3. Down home in Alabama, the larger vehicle always has the right of way (whether you like it or not).

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  4. #10-dumb ass city fuck, head down in the turn, his boyfriend just doesn’t understand why it wasn’t 3 points. Shame that car wasn’t about a second slower. -Bert

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    1. Got that right!
      If I ever get told, I only have 6 months to live. I’m driving around with a 6ft section of train rail sticking out the passenger side window!
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    2. Bowling for douchebags!

      So many days I wish it wasn't illegal to hit cyclists with my car. Not even a hint of a joke when I say that. Entitled asses think they own the road when all they actually do is cause problems for everybody else.

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  5. #2. For anyone wondering why the queen sometimes said, "Off with his head!"

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    1. Yup. My first thought was, "Heads are gonna roll for that shit!"

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  6. 10. That stop sign is for bicycles too.
    Daryl

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  7. All 10 are perfectly logical actions if you compare them to the way Biden acted at the G-7 confrence.

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  8. My favourite was #6 just perfect poetic justice.

    #10 It looks to me like an organised cycle race, I'm wondering if the road was supposed to be closed.

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  9. #5: Dollars to Doughnuts that water impact saved the house.

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  10. #10. The bicyclists are wearing numbers. They were riding in a race. Somebody missed their assignment in traffic control.

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    1. Cop car in the background. Looks like a cop mid frame behind the bikers. Looks like the cop has his/her head down reading a phone rather than doing their job. Not a big fan of closing off city streets for bike races, but it looks like dereliction of duty to me.

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  11. #7 needs a bullet to the head!!! Grayman

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    1. A well timed stomp on the gas pedal would work too. There's a FANTASTIC video of a cop doing that to a BLM idiot that tried jumping on his car from last year. I might not be remembering it quite right but I think you can see teeth flying when his face hits the pavement.

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  12. #3 Totally the architect's fault. Absolutely brain dead not to think "What happens when someone walks, or runs, into this all-glass wall?" I mean, at least they made sure it wouldn't kill the guy (it is tempered) but REALLY?

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  13. Seven:
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    You have permission to accelerate.
    Accelerating while swerving into the legs of the assaulter is probably 'unfair advantage', so look into that as a first-step option.

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