John i had a June bug get me right between the eyes once it damn near took me off the bike, had a friend who got a Bumble Bee, stinger first in his chest, i put a windshield on my bike and amazed at the amount of bugs i am not eating anymore!!!! grayman
Let's not forget keeping dust and pollen out if you have allergies, and keeping your nose and lips/mouth safe from frostbite in the colder seasons - 50+ years of riding in the northeast, 12 months of the year.
NO SHIT!!! When I was young and stupid i got my wife a snap on ratcheting screwdriver. It was even embossed 'property of mom'... That went over like a fart in church.
#17 Also, any and all statements made by you, WILL BE misquoted, taken out of context and used by the kangaroo court of injustice, where the predetermined verdict of guilty is a given by her, her female relatives and friends.
Study up on your evidentiary objections: especially hearsay, lack of foundation, irrelevant, etc. And start the argument with a good "Tenno Heika Banzai!!!!" It will throw her off balance momentarily.
I mean, all those relationship books and websites say women are looking for and attracted to men who stand up to them, so go scorched earth.
For our wedding anniversary, my wife, who loved to garden, asked for more bricks to finish the garden path. I delivered a pallet of bricks. She was actually happy for it. Then for years she only told everyone - in a can-you-believe-this-crap voice - that I got her some bricks. That I made her an elaborate dinner and set up a bonfire for two on the beach was never mentioned.
And at the other end of the spectrum, my ex got pissed when I told her sandblasting media after she asked what I wanted for Christmas. What the hell, I needed sandblasting media. I ended up having to buy that shit myself after the Holidays. Worst Christmas ever.
#4 probably lives in one of those states that no helmet is ok but masked everywhere is mandatory. Wait I used the word mandatory which is a racist. So is it fagdatory? Bitchdatory? Snowflakedatory?
I bought mine a handheld Dustbuster and she actually appreciated and uses it all the time. But then, she's a gem and I'm a lucky son of a bitch. Okay honey, you can lower the gun now.
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#4 - Maybe it's to keep the bugs out of his teeth.
ReplyDeleteTwo words. June bugs I used to have a neat one made from leather and cloth that really protected my face from them.
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DeleteJohn i had a June bug get me right between the eyes once it damn near took me off the bike, had a friend who got a Bumble Bee, stinger first in his chest, i put a windshield on my bike and amazed at the amount of bugs i am not eating anymore!!!! grayman
DeleteI got a bee in the face years ago at 75 mph. Lesson learned. I've had windscreens ever since.
DeleteThere is something to say about wearing a mask riding a motorcycle. It would have save me from swallowing more than a few bugs over the years.
ReplyDeleteLet's not forget keeping dust and pollen out if you have allergies, and keeping your nose and lips/mouth safe from frostbite in the colder seasons - 50+ years of riding in the northeast, 12 months of the year.
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ReplyDeletefor the win. No doubt. And it does NOT matter how many times over the passing years the score has been settled. THAT part gets forgotten.
NO SHIT!!!
DeleteWhen I was young and stupid i got my wife a snap on ratcheting screwdriver. It was even embossed 'property of mom'... That went over like a fart in church.
#19 -- Is that Shradda Kapoor?
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ReplyDeleteAlso, any and all statements made by you, WILL BE misquoted, taken out of context and used by the kangaroo court of injustice, where the predetermined verdict of guilty is a given by her, her female relatives and friends.
Study up on your evidentiary objections: especially hearsay, lack of foundation, irrelevant, etc. And start the argument with a good "Tenno Heika Banzai!!!!" It will throw her off balance momentarily.
DeleteI mean, all those relationship books and websites say women are looking for and attracted to men who stand up to them, so go scorched earth.
For our wedding anniversary, my wife, who loved to garden, asked for more bricks to finish the garden path. I delivered a pallet of bricks. She was actually happy for it. Then for years she only told everyone - in a can-you-believe-this-crap voice - that I got her some bricks. That I made her an elaborate dinner and set up a bonfire for two on the beach was never mentioned.
ReplyDeleteAnd at the other end of the spectrum, my ex got pissed when I told her sandblasting media after she asked what I wanted for Christmas. What the hell, I needed sandblasting media.
DeleteI ended up having to buy that shit myself after the Holidays. Worst Christmas ever.
Wife bought me a new shotgun for Christmas. Best Christmas ever.
DeleteSame, then the shotgun got me a new wife. Also a pretty good Christmas.
Delete#4 probably lives in one of those states that no helmet is ok but masked everywhere is mandatory. Wait I used the word mandatory which is a racist. So is it fagdatory? Bitchdatory? Snowflakedatory?
ReplyDeleteI once bought my ex a splitting maul for Xmas. Ex.
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ReplyDeleteFor the Lefty who thinks he's cool, but still has to virtue signal..
#12 is so true to life that the real competition subtext is trying to get her out of the way without pissing her off.
ReplyDeleteClogging the passage is in their genes. Watch any woman grab a cart, go into the grocery store, and stop dead just inside the door.
I bought mine a handheld Dustbuster and she actually appreciated and uses it all the time. But then, she's a gem and I'm a lucky son of a bitch. Okay honey, you can lower the gun now.
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