I have a twin brother, and my mom knew that I was "in there" when the doctor told her, " Hey, there is another one here!" With 5 kids, and 2 young twin boys to keep track of, I'm told that she did tie us to the clothes line a few times. I don't remember it, but it could be. I do know that when I pulled the China cabinet over, breaking all the collected fancy things that she had in it, she called her mom, my grandmom, and said, " come and get these kids before I kill them!" I don't think that she meant it, but I know that there was only 1 plate that was not broken, and she picked that up and smashed it on the ground. All because I was trying to climb onto the top of the cabinet and grab my toy machine gun that she or my dad had put up there to stop the noise from it made. So I blame it on gun grabbers.
Outstanding! I laughed until I had tears in my eyes. I am asking you for your pardon as I am going to steal some of these priceless gems. Well done, as always.
All were great today,#5 still has me laughing
ReplyDeleteEpic grouping Sir!!
ReplyDeleteOutstanding selection, I about died on #14 and even had a visual.
ReplyDelete#9: Never skip leg day...
ReplyDeleteIt work with thalidomide kids?
Delete#11 is right on. Women don't understand this. Well, maybe Bruce Jenner does . . . .
ReplyDeleteI have a twin brother, and my mom knew that I was "in there" when the doctor told her, " Hey, there is another one here!"
ReplyDeleteWith 5 kids, and 2 young twin boys to keep track of, I'm told that she did tie us to the clothes line a few times. I don't remember it, but it could be. I do know that when I pulled the China cabinet over, breaking all the collected fancy things that she had in it, she called her mom, my grandmom, and said, " come and get these kids before I kill them!"
I don't think that she meant it, but I know that there was only 1 plate that was not broken, and she picked that up and smashed it on the ground. All because I was trying to climb onto the top of the cabinet and grab my toy machine gun that she or my dad had put up there to stop the noise from it made. So I blame it on gun grabbers.
Absolutely correct: it is the gun grabbers fault.
DeleteGod bless your mother wherever she may be.
I hate the rollin stones, and the beetles, hurry up and die.
ReplyDeleteYou ain't kidding.
Delete#20 for the win
ReplyDeleteOutstanding! I laughed until I had tears in my eyes.
ReplyDeleteI am asking you for your pardon as I am going to steal some of these priceless gems.
Well done, as always.
[rocketride]
ReplyDelete#5 Contortions like that are merely part of my wife's daily exercise routine-- no drama needed. (That woman even looks a bit like her.)