I had a Chines cow-orker that wore heels like #7. Built like 12-year old, too. She looked like a python that swallowed a pig when she was pregnant with twins, and she still wore those ridiculous heels.
#4 FFing Horses, My dad had nine of them when I was a kid, endless sh#t shoveling, multiple horse bites and kicks, bucked off on to tree stumps..I don't agree with the French much but they are absolutely right about eating those damn things. Eat all of them and I would die happy.
#3 a cat named karma #4 my older sister had a Shetland pony, make that nag look like a piker #8 one of our company drivers topped a semi on a 11'-6" overpass, next day a second driver did the same on the same overpass. from the drivers seat you would instinctively duck approaching something that low.
#1 is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteFor #2, I have done that twice at my home gym in the cellar. No excuse but my own stupidity. I haven't done it in public... Thank God.
ReplyDelete#9 is right clever...
ReplyDeleteDefinitely clever! But, it's not my go-to solution!
Delete#10 Hamps are decent, I prefer my bacon to come from a duroc. Always just seems to taste better.
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#4- simple visual evidence of the naturally superior intellect possessed by those raised in the country.
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#10 - Not his first pig rodeo.
ReplyDeleteIs that George Edward's Oldest Grandson Riding A Pig Home Yesterday? (Mnemonic for spelling "Geography" that I remembered, but never needed.
Delete#10 is how many of my army buddies used to leave the bar every night when we'd venture off post.
ReplyDelete#7: Day one student enrolled in a "How to be a Street Walker" school.
ReplyDeleteI had a Chines cow-orker that wore heels like #7. Built like 12-year old, too. She looked like a python that swallowed a pig when she was pregnant with twins, and she still wore those ridiculous heels.
Delete*1 - Shining up the golddiggers trophy.
ReplyDelete#4 - Why barbed wire has barbs.
ReplyDeleteYou never use barbed wire to contain horses. The results are gruesome.
DeleteHog fence is nasty stuff for horses too.
Delete#8 Why does it bump along like it has square wheels?
ReplyDeleteIt's too high for pkg garage. It's scraping along the ceiling. Must be a rental...
Delete#1: That's the best man's job.
ReplyDelete#4 FFing Horses, My dad had nine of them when I was a kid, endless sh#t shoveling, multiple horse bites and kicks, bucked off on to tree stumps..I don't agree with the French much but they are absolutely right about eating those damn things. Eat all of them and I would die happy.
ReplyDeleteEating a horse steak while staring at the worst-behaving horse would go a long way towards fixing that shit.
Delete#3 a cat named karma
ReplyDelete#4 my older sister had a Shetland pony, make that nag look like a piker
#8 one of our company drivers topped a semi on a 11'-6" overpass, next day a second driver did the same on the same overpass. from the drivers seat you would instinctively duck approaching something that low.
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From the 'heard about but never experienced' department':
Approaching a low bridge, some boaters flood the bilge for clearance.
Is #1 Andrew Klavan? Looks like him in profile.
ReplyDelete#9: I hope I never have to work on anything after this fool messed with it.
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