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Friday, June 18, 2021

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

A 21-year-old Florida Woman who was naked from the waist down inside a Circle K told a cop that “another deputy told her it was fine to do that,” according to an arrest report. 

Responding to a 1:30 AM “naked woman in public" call last Thursday, police found Kendall Mabry sans pants or underwear inside the convenience store in Umatilla, a city about 45 miles from Orlando.

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And Hari the Hindu has been reviewing the surveillance videos over and over and over to make sure they got the right woman.

8 comments:

  1. Meth it does.....

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  2. Now wait just a minute! I've seen those signs. They say "No Shirt No Shoes No Service" Don't say anythin bout no pants.

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  3. Just look at her: she has this 'deer-caught-in-headlights' look. Someone bring her home and take care of her. Poor misguided youth.

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    1. Yes yes, clean her up, get her straight. Looks like she could have tasty bits comprising her body. Unless she has already lain with animals, in such case, 22 it and be done. -Bert

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  4. Well hell I see no problem with her airing it out some, it's 1:30am after all.
    Working nights will provide you with some strange sights 😎👍
    JD

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  5. Full bush, landing strip, or slick? Reporters just don’t give us all the details. I mean was there a string hanging out? We need to see video or it didn’t happen.

    MadMarlin

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    1. We all assume that it is female.
      There may be a good reason no “under the waterline” reports were made, possibly due to an undetonated torpedo between the mines. -Bert

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