Several years ago my cousin had some pheasant hunters, some from the big city [Detroit]. One downed a bird and climbed over the fence to retrieve it. The cattle in the field the bird dropped in came over to see what was going on and started to follow the guy as he headed back to the fence. He walked fast, the cattle walked fast, he started to run the cattle started to run. My cousin said the bird, the gun, and the hunter all came over the fence in different places. He had it explained that the cattle were no threat, just curious and then he whined, "Well I didn't know", while the farmers in the group laughed at his antics.
A rather cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer in New Hampshire.
He told the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm.‘
The old farmer said, ‘OK, but don’t go in that field right over yonder.‘
The Agriculture representative said, ‘Mister, I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?‘
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Half an hour later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s huge-horned prize bull.
The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step.
The Rep was clearly terrified, so the farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out:
Cow upon seeing any human in the pasture: "Where da food? You da man, where da food?" The cow will follow the human, continually asking the same question.
Several years ago my cousin had some pheasant hunters, some from the big city [Detroit]. One downed a bird and climbed over the fence to retrieve it. The cattle in the field the bird dropped in came over to see what was going on and started to follow the guy as he headed back to the fence. He walked fast, the cattle walked fast, he started to run the cattle started to run. My cousin said the bird, the gun, and the hunter all came over the fence in different places. He had it explained that the cattle were no threat, just curious and then he whined, "Well I didn't know", while the farmers in the group laughed at his antics.
ReplyDelete"Get off my lawn, bitch!"
ReplyDeleteA rather cocky U.S. Department of Agriculture representative stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer in New Hampshire.
ReplyDeleteHe told the farmer, ‘I need to inspect your farm.‘
The old farmer said, ‘OK, but don’t go in that field right over yonder.‘
The Agriculture representative said, ‘Mister, I have the authority of the United States Government with me. See this badge? This badge means I am allowed to go WHEREVER I WISH on any agricultural land. No questions asked or answered. Have I made myself clear? Do you understand?‘
The farmer nodded politely and went about his farm chores.
Half an hour later, the farmer heard loud screams and saw the Agriculture Rep running for the fence and close behind was the farmer’s huge-horned prize bull.
The bull was gaining on the Agriculture Rep with every step.
The Rep was clearly terrified, so the farmer immediately threw down his tools, ran to the fence and shouted out:
‘Your badge! Your badge! Show him your badge!’
I love that story! Thanks
DeleteCow upon seeing any human in the pasture: "Where da food? You da man, where da food?" The cow will follow the human, continually asking the same question.
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