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Wednesday, July 28, 2021

Florida Man is facing some stiff competition from Alaska Woman here

ANCHORAGE, Alaska (KTUU) - A Soldotna woman is facing numerous charges after Alaska State Troopers said she attempted to harm her boyfriend with various weapons. 

The woman reportedly chased and threatened her boyfriend at a home in Funny River while holding a baseball bat, knife, ax and weed wacker, according to an online dispatch posted by the department.
-Frank

10 comments:

  1. Univ of Saigon 68July 28, 2021 at 8:21 AM

    ". . . while holding a baseball bat, knife, ax and weed wacker . . ."

    All at one time?

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    1. Shoot, with all of that, a wad of cash, and a midget Mexican hooker, a fellow could have a pretty good time in Vegas.

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    2. Damn Larry, I heard that in the voice of Slim Pickens and spewed my beer on my monitor.

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  2. Gotta watch women, most all of them are on some form of Prozac these days and it ain't nice if she hasn't gotten her refill yet
    JD

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  3. She must have big hands to hold all those weapons while chasing the dude. Maybe they slowed her down.

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  4. Welcome to Alaska where men are men and so are the women.

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  5. Must have made her mad when he woke her up to make him a sammich...

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