Florida Man is facing some stiff competition from Alaska Woman here
ANCHORAGE, Alaska (KTUU) - A Soldotna woman is facing numerous charges after Alaska State Troopers said she attempted to harm her boyfriend with various weapons.
The woman reportedly chased and threatened her boyfriend at a home in Funny River while holding a baseball bat, knife, ax and weed wacker, according to an online dispatch posted by the department.
Work with what ya got.
ReplyDeleteSounds kinky.
ReplyDelete". . . while holding a baseball bat, knife, ax and weed wacker . . ."
ReplyDeleteAll at one time?
Shoot, with all of that, a wad of cash, and a midget Mexican hooker, a fellow could have a pretty good time in Vegas.
DeleteDamn Larry, I heard that in the voice of Slim Pickens and spewed my beer on my monitor.
DeleteGotta watch women, most all of them are on some form of Prozac these days and it ain't nice if she hasn't gotten her refill yet
ReplyDeleteJD
She must have big hands to hold all those weapons while chasing the dude. Maybe they slowed her down.
ReplyDeleteWelcome to Alaska where men are men and so are the women.
ReplyDeleteGood one 👍
DeleteJD
Must have made her mad when he woke her up to make him a sammich...
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