They're trying to hot-wire it and steal both it and the boat. If they succeed in starting the engine, at least one of them will be turned into chum and sharks will finish the rest.
Great Googly Moogly! Just what are they doing? Not even sure why they are there. The Venn Diagram for "Blacks who like Boating" and "Ghetto Residents" has almost no overlap.........
If its a 2-cycle, maybe. From my experience with 2-cycle outboard motors and boats, I can say with authority the 2-cycle engine was created not with the boater, or homeowner in mind. They are temperamental beasts.
I’m willing to bet that as shallow as that water is, they we’re running at some speed when the lower portion of the motor hit bottom and pulled it off the transom.
I love it when they complain when a white woman has dreadlocks, yet I see black women with blonde, red, or brown dyed hair. As if they are not appropriating white culture. As if anyone cares either way.
Is that motor actually off the transom? Can't decide if they are trying to figure out what's wrong with the engine or trying to steal it.
ReplyDeleteAngler 220's have a stand off transom. The motor is in the correct position.
DeleteThey're trying to hot-wire it and steal both it and the boat. If they succeed in starting the engine, at least one of them will be turned into chum and sharks will finish the rest.
DeleteSo they hadn't got it loose yet?
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Opps,at least they're in shallow water, easy to salvage.
ReplyDeleteThey kept drilling holes in the transom until the bolts finally lined up when they put it on.
ReplyDeleteStart the engine. Buh bye boat jackers
ReplyDeleteGreat Googly Moogly!
ReplyDeleteJust what are they doing?
Not even sure why they are there. The Venn Diagram for "Blacks who like Boating" and "Ghetto Residents" has almost no overlap.........
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"Well, we jus' gotta find the jumpa cables and get a jump."
ReplyDeletekick start?
ReplyDeleteIf its a 2-cycle, maybe. From my experience with 2-cycle outboard motors and boats, I can say with authority the 2-cycle engine was created not with the boater, or homeowner in mind. They are temperamental beasts.
DeleteThe outboards on a jack plate offset mount. Looks like they're stuck on the bottom given the depth of water they're standing in.
ReplyDeleteI’m willing to bet that as shallow as that water is, they we’re running at some speed when the lower portion of the motor hit bottom and pulled it off the transom.
ReplyDeleteI love it when they complain when a white woman has dreadlocks, yet I see black women with blonde, red, or brown dyed hair. As if they are not appropriating white culture. As if anyone cares either way.
ReplyDeleteI'm surprised they are in the water at all. Especially waste deep.
ReplyDeleteI didn't know monkeys could swim.
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