13) When my boys were growing up they had full auto nerf machine guns. To this day there are nerf bullets everywhere in this house. Every.Fucking.Where.
My kids had nerf guns and I used them shooting the cats. The other day I came across a green nerf bullet and asked my wife where the nerf guns were, she threw them out two years ago. True story.
#1 I always wondered if one of those little buggers would fit in the back of a truck. #15 Have two of the worst players on your team Hi-Low the thing. Wait until IT is going for the ball and one hit it high and the other hit it low both claiming to be going for the ball of course. Hopefully its head will bounce off the floor like the ball and take it out of the game.
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Excellent selection today. Not a clinker in the bunch
ReplyDelete#12 and #20 are in my pocket for the weekend...
ReplyDelete13) When my boys were growing up they had full auto nerf machine guns. To this day there are nerf bullets everywhere in this house. Every.Fucking.Where.
ReplyDeleteYup they're like them Styrofoam packing peanuts. You'll never find all of them.
DeleteMy kids had nerf guns and I used them shooting the cats. The other day I came across a green nerf bullet and asked my wife where the nerf guns were, she threw them out two years ago. True story.
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#5--the question is, how'd she talk you into the first one, you dumb fuck.
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
#11 is THE bust. I can't fucking figure out light bulbs anymore. No longer an apprentice codger.
ReplyDelete#1 I always wondered if one of those little buggers would fit in the back of a truck. #15 Have two of the worst players on your team Hi-Low the thing. Wait until IT is going for the ball and one hit it high and the other hit it low both claiming to be going for the ball of course. Hopefully its head will bounce off the floor like the ball and take it out of the game.
ReplyDeleteToo much truth in #4 for it to be funny.
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