The drunken Oregon motorist whose blood alcohol content was measured at more than nine times the legal limit--apparently a U.S. record--has been sentenced to 13 months in prison for his inebriated antics, according to court records.
Not sure about that, but a spokesman for Valhalla issued a formal press release stating that every soul there "Wishes to hoist a tankard with that man."
Madras is generally in the vicinity of Bend, Oregon. Also in the vicinity are the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs. . Bend is the new 'yuppie-ville' for escaping Californians. Buckaroos, sixth-generation farmers, yuppies, indigs, alcohol... there exists the potential for interesting times.
wow, any higher and you could just burst into flames
ReplyDelete“US record”
ReplyDeleteSo what’s the world record?
“Suspended his license for life”
Yeah, that’ll work.
Will he be featured in Guinness Book of World Records?
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Not sure about that, but a spokesman for Valhalla issued a formal press release stating that every soul there "Wishes to hoist a tankard with that man."
DeleteDude should be dead just from his BAC
ReplyDelete.778 ! well , it won't take much to embalm him when his liver explodes !
ReplyDeleteMadras is generally in the vicinity of Bend, Oregon.
ReplyDeleteAlso in the vicinity are the Confederated Tribes of Warm Springs.
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Bend is the new 'yuppie-ville' for escaping Californians.
Buckaroos, sixth-generation farmers, yuppies, indigs, alcohol... there exists the potential for interesting times.