Ah come home with a pocket fulla money one night. Wife asked where I got it. Told her I won a dick measuring contest. She said, Oh, you didn't take that nasty thing out in public did you? I replied, just enough to win. Y'all believe that shit right? What I say is always pure as the driven snow. Y'all believe that too right?
And who is the highly edumacated 'perfessional writer' who perpetrated the sentence, "The identities of either man are unknown at this time."? (I can't remember the last time I saw so many grammatical errors crammed into so few words.-- It's sort of a Möbius strip of grammatical fuck-uppery.)
Sounds like Cox Mediocrity Group is hiring first semester ESL students.
Ah come home with a pocket fulla money one night. Wife asked where I got it. Told her I won a dick measuring contest. She said, Oh, you didn't take that nasty thing out in public did you? I replied, just enough to win. Y'all believe that shit right? What I say is always pure as the driven snow. Y'all believe that too right?
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DeleteAnd who is the highly edumacated 'perfessional writer' who perpetrated the sentence, "The identities of either man are unknown at this time."? (I can't remember the last time I saw so many grammatical errors crammed into so few words.-- It's sort of a Möbius strip of grammatical fuck-uppery.)
Sounds like Cox Mediocrity Group is hiring first semester ESL students.
FORMERLY KNOWN as a "DICK BEATERS CONTEST"?....LMAO!
ReplyDeleteJust boys being boys with a naked sword fight.
ReplyDeleteAll I can think about is, where was he hiding the knife?
ReplyDeleteLet's hope it wasn't a concealed weapon, or the stabee is gonna need some serious antibiotics.
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