Lost 3 bikes in a house fire. (1990 Heritage, 2003 Dresser & KLR650 ) All just heavy smoke damage. Insurance paid out very well. That's the way they're were picked up. Could have bought them back (kept them) cheap,cheap. No house,no tools and Salvage titles if I kept them. Sucked watching them go up on a flat bed like that.
At a very nice Italian joint last night I ordered a meatball on the side. The minute the waiter set it down I smelt rotten meat. Asked the wife, this smell rotten? Nope. One bite and I spit it out. I said this is rotten. She took a bite and said there is goat cheese in it. I said yup it tastes just like a goats ass smells. She likes the shit and ate it. Nasty.
#3 - piglets make as good of pets as puppies, and as easy, if not easier, to train. If that girl becomes that piglet's surrogate mom, it will grow up to be VERY protective of her.
As a former pork producer, I'd never put one of those little beasts under my shirt. I've seen them with the running squits that shoot several feet. I had enough of them hit me with their best shot just treating them.
Yep, Burrata and you dont want to skip that. I buy the smaller ones about the size of a softball and drop it on top of a bowl of bolognese. It has a higher milkfat content like heavy cream. R
#5 oh I hope that hurt ! I do not care for most of the bike riding douche bags clogging up the roads. If they wouldnt ride 3 or 4 across and act like spandex clad fucktards more people wouldnt hate em !
#4 - Whaaaa . . . ????
ReplyDeleteAttempted insurance fraud.
DeleteInsurance scam.
DeleteJust another babe on her back to make some money.
DeleteI read years ago that was a terrible problem in Tokyo...women pushing their children into traffic for money.
DeleteO.K., now I get it.
Delete#1 repo man?
ReplyDeleteRepo man should be horsewhipped and then shot for treating that bike in that manner.
DeleteDoubt it. Not many repos run a rollback. They prefer to be lower profile.
DeleteMy first thought was the owner wrecked, because I've done that with wrecked bikes.
Lost 3 bikes in a house fire. (1990 Heritage, 2003 Dresser & KLR650 ) All just heavy smoke damage. Insurance paid out very well. That's the way they're were picked up. Could have bought them back (kept them) cheap,cheap.
DeleteNo house,no tools and Salvage titles if I kept them.
Sucked watching them go up on a flat bed like that.
Awh...he went to Bacon's
ReplyDeletemaybe it's not just like riding a bicycle
ReplyDelete#1 made me cringe.
ReplyDeleteIt'll buff out.
Delete#6 was me last week after too much chicken vindaloo
ReplyDelete@2 is damned lucky he didn't get the cork rammed down his throat.
ReplyDeleteWhat is #8?
ReplyDeleteGoat cheese, maybe? Whatever it is, it looks like something I won't eat.
DeleteYeh, whatever that is it's pretty disgusting looking. Nemo
DeleteThat's how marshmallows are born!
DeleteAt a very nice Italian joint last night I ordered a meatball on the side. The minute the waiter set it down I smelt rotten meat. Asked the wife, this smell rotten? Nope. One bite and I spit it out. I said this is rotten. She took a bite and said there is goat cheese in it. I said yup it tastes just like a goats ass smells. She likes the shit and ate it. Nasty.
Delete#8 is a meringue. "Yinzer"
DeleteCheese.
DeleteMozzarella, traditionally made from bison milk.
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Or some kind of juicy spider eggs...
#6 And there was Fire on the mountain, Lightning in the air.....
ReplyDelete...Gold in them hills and it's waiting for me there.
DeleteI could go for a little Marshall Tucker, come to think of it.
DeleteHint, hint.
Here's my fav MT tune:
Deletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qfuM1w_28KY
#3 - piglets make as good of pets as puppies, and as easy, if not easier, to train. If that girl becomes that piglet's surrogate mom, it will grow up to be VERY protective of her.
ReplyDeleteAs a former pork producer, I'd never put one of those little beasts under my shirt. I've seen them with the running squits that shoot several feet. I had enough of them hit me with their best shot just treating them.
Delete#10 Damn, now that water's gonna smell like fish!
ReplyDelete#8 That’s a Burrata made in Italy
ReplyDeleteIt’s basically a giant mozzarella with baby mozzarella’s in cream on the inside
Yep, Burrata and you dont want to skip that. I buy the smaller ones about the size of a softball and drop it on top of a bowl of bolognese. It has a higher milkfat content like heavy cream.
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#5 Is that the same guy that yesterday tried to do that across a mud puddle?
ReplyDelete#1 deserves hot lead.
ReplyDelete#5 oh I hope that hurt ! I do not care for most of the bike riding douche bags clogging up the roads. If they wouldnt ride 3 or 4 across and act like spandex clad fucktards more people wouldnt hate em !
ReplyDeleteBicycle helmets are scientifically proven to increase the number and severity of injuries.
DeleteAgreed. Because of idiots like him people still hate you even if you cycle sensibly.
Delete#1 has a front fender that would indicate an Indian motorcycle. The tow truck operator should get his ass kicked for bike abuse.
ReplyDeleteIf anyone has earned a beating from a bunch of angry bikers, it's that dude in #1. Also #4.
ReplyDelete#5 just makes my day. That guy and his ilk are the reason I have no use for cyclists.
6) Looks like a chili fart I had the other day.
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