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Wednesday, August 11, 2021

"Hmmm, tastes like Popeye's"

A Chicago man battered an off-duty CPD officer and bit the nipple off the cop’s buddy during a road rage incident Sunday night on Lake Shore Drive, prosecutors said. 

Kyle Clark, 35, also had a gun in his car, according to the allegations. But you’re probably more interested in hearing about the nipple.
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7 comments:

  1. ElmoAugust 11, 2021 at 7:45 AM

    He was just too high strung.

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  2. Dirty Dingus McGeeAugust 11, 2021 at 8:19 AM

    " Clark has been convicted three times for aggravated battery of peace officers"

    Sounds like he's a slow learner. *looks at mugshot. Suspicion confirmed.

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  3. BogsidebunnyAugust 11, 2021 at 9:38 AM

    From the looks of his mug-shot he bit off more than he could chew I'd say.

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  4. AnonymousAugust 11, 2021 at 9:45 AM

    Battered then bit............Ok, English language is funny and I don't think that is the battered they meant.
    Daryl

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  5. ScottAugust 11, 2021 at 10:54 AM

    Thanks for keeping us abreast of this, Kenny.

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  6. dhmosquitoAugust 11, 2021 at 2:17 PM

    Usual suspect.

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  7. Univ of Saigon 68August 11, 2021 at 3:02 PM

    With good behavior he should be out in a few weeks.

    P.S. - Do we know what happened to the nipple?

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