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Friday, August 20, 2021

If at first you don't succeed.....

BRADENTON BEACH, Fla. (WWSB) - A would-be carjacker failed twice Friday to steal cars in Bradenton Beach, when the victims simply failed to cooperate, police said. 

At about 4 p.m., a family parked their car at Coquina Beach, Bradenton Beach police said. As the parents exited the vehicle to assist their two children, a man identified as Steven Lewter, 43, jumped in the driver’s seat to steal the vehicle, but the keys were not in the ignition.

5 comments:

  1. When I get out of my car to pump gas, I always lock the door and take my keys with me. I've seen too many of those security camera pictures of guys jumping in and driving away.

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    1. WHAT?
      I thought the proper way to do this is to keep your kids in the car, the door unlocked and the engine running.
      Dang it, this explains why I have not seen my car and my kids for twenty years.

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  2. Poor people also need transportation.
    May I suggest we change the limit of 'legally steal anything you want' to $9500?

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  3. Why do dumbassed criminals always have heads shaped like matches or small lightbulbs? BTW, if this assclown would have had his knfe stuck in his body I bet that EMS would have beat the worthless fvcking cops to the scene.

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  4. Me and the fam just got back from a trip there.
    Ccw always.
    That fucker pretty lucky that day.

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