The horrors! Where’s Greta? That elephant just killed a tree that coverts CO2 into Oxygen! Now they’re eating it! Their poo contains Methane, How many polar bears will die because of elephant supremacy? Where’s Man-Bear-Pig? Just think of the carbon footprint! There won’t be any trees left on Earth in five years if we don’t act now!
When ya just gotta have that shiny apple at the very top of the tree. Unfortunately, I doubt kids now days know what I'm talking about. I remember climbing was up to the top of a tree for that prized apple. The good ol daze.
Thou shall not pass.
ReplyDeleteThe horrors! Where’s Greta? That elephant just killed a tree that coverts CO2 into Oxygen! Now they’re eating it! Their poo contains Methane, How many polar bears will die because of elephant supremacy? Where’s Man-Bear-Pig? Just think of the carbon footprint! There won’t be any trees left on Earth in five years if we don’t act now!
ReplyDeleteHypocrites.
He thought biden was hiden in the tree.
ReplyDeleteOk guys, it's safe to cross now.
ReplyDeleteI’m guessing that’s the elephant equivalent of running a herd of buffalo off a cliff.
ReplyDeleteIt's still trumps fault!🤣
ReplyDeleteWhy? Because he can.
ReplyDeleteAn intelligent species would take that as a clue. Ohio Guy
ReplyDeleteAnd that's a demonstration of a bull elephant being gentle!
ReplyDeleteElephant is asshoe. What the fuck did the tree do to that asshoe to be killed?
ReplyDeleteWhen ya just gotta have that shiny apple at the very top of the tree. Unfortunately, I doubt kids now days know what I'm talking about. I remember climbing was up to the top of a tree for that prized apple. The good ol daze.
ReplyDeleteAaand it was at this point we believed 'twas prudent to start the engine.
ReplyDeleteDamned speed freaks, think you OWN the road! well, F*CK you, and the road you came in on!
ReplyDeleteElephant is just doing the job of increasing net oxygen production in the area.
ReplyDeleteWhat?
Grasses are more efficient at converting CO2 to O2 than trees.
One of the worst CO2 producers? Tropical Rainforests. Like the Amazon. You get more O2 out of the farms than you get out of the jungle.
hats of to the first guy who said: "Hey, I think I can domesticate that thing".
ReplyDeleteThat 'dumb beast' could push any tree anyplace... but pushed that tree to block the road.
ReplyDeleteMakes me wonder what else they know.
Yeah, that looks staged. ;)
ReplyDeleteI've got about 8 dead Ash trees he could help me with.
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