My account's still terminated while I wait on a review. Luckily, I've got a couple thousand memes saved up for such an occasion, so we should be good to go for several more months.
20) that silly shit you heard as a kid, masturbation makes hair grow on your palm and makes you go blind, was from two medical experts as believable as Dr. Fauci: C. William Post and William K. Kellog. both were obsessed with the evils of masturbation. both believed that eating corn flakes reduce the urge to masturbate.
#18 - I'm from Kansas, where is this place y'all keep talking about? Cause all I've ever seen are rolling hills. And just saying, the curvature/horizon of the earth is 15 miles.
#3 my friend had the two fer on that he fucked up and recorded porn onto the wedding tape , needless to say on the 5 year aniversary when she and her mom sat down and watched the tape of their "special day " the surprise in the middle caused some heated discussions ! LOL Dumbass
Lmao, I did the same thing only with a Steffi Graf and Gabriella Sabatini tennis match. Had sent it to my Dad and he still laughs at me. Good times. MadMarlin
20) that silly shit you heard as a kid, masturbation makes hair grow on your palm and makes you go blind, was from two medical experts as believable as Dr. Fauci: C. William Post and William K. Kellog. both were obsessed with the evils of masturbation. both believed that eating corn flakes reduce the urge to masturbate.
ReplyDeleteWhere'd you get your M.D.? If you haven't burst a blood vessel in one eyes while masturbating then you weren't actually doing it very well.
DeleteMasturbation just gives you ED.
Delete#6 for the win and #2 too close to home!
ReplyDeleteWhonafuck is "Chris Hansen?"
ReplyDeleteHe hosted a show called "To Catch a Predator" where they'd do set-ups to catch child molesters, and they did it on TV.
Delete#6 - I don’t have anyone I can send this one to …… dammit!
ReplyDeletethe things we learn between here & the Bee.
ReplyDeleteThat is a good one.
Jerry
#11: True, except for the pelvis and the skull.
ReplyDelete#17 Let's see....you know you're dealing with someone who has committed murder, and your plan is blackmail this person?
ReplyDeleteGood luck...
Yea exactly my reply would be to her after the first one the rest are free...
Delete#18 - I'm from Kansas, where is this place y'all keep talking about? Cause all I've ever seen are rolling hills. And just saying, the curvature/horizon of the earth is 15 miles.
ReplyDeleteThis must be one of those Literal Lisa’s, cousin to the loud Karen’s.
DeleteMadMarlin
As much as I want to know Hownafukk she got in the cheese dress, I couldn't watch the video.
ReplyDelete#3 my friend had the two fer on that he fucked up and recorded porn onto the wedding tape , needless to say on the 5 year aniversary when she and her mom sat down and watched the tape of their "special day " the surprise in the middle caused some heated discussions ! LOL Dumbass
ReplyDeleteLmao, I did the same thing only with a Steffi Graf and Gabriella Sabatini tennis match. Had sent it to my Dad and he still laughs at me. Good times.
DeleteMadMarlin