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Sunday, August 01, 2021

The shit I post on Facebook

 My account's still terminated while I wait on a review. Luckily, I've got a couple thousand memes saved up for such an occasion, so we should be good to go for several more months.

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  1. 20) that silly shit you heard as a kid, masturbation makes hair grow on your palm and makes you go blind, was from two medical experts as believable as Dr. Fauci: C. William Post and William K. Kellog. both were obsessed with the evils of masturbation. both believed that eating corn flakes reduce the urge to masturbate.

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    1. Where'd you get your M.D.? If you haven't burst a blood vessel in one eyes while masturbating then you weren't actually doing it very well.

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    2. Masturbation just gives you ED.

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  2. #6 for the win and #2 too close to home!

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  3. Whonafuck is "Chris Hansen?"

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    1. He hosted a show called "To Catch a Predator" where they'd do set-ups to catch child molesters, and they did it on TV.

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  4. #6 - I don’t have anyone I can send this one to …… dammit!

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  5. the things we learn between here & the Bee.
    That is a good one.
    Jerry

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  6. #11: True, except for the pelvis and the skull.

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  7. #17 Let's see....you know you're dealing with someone who has committed murder, and your plan is blackmail this person?

    Good luck...

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    1. Yea exactly my reply would be to her after the first one the rest are free...

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  8. #18 - I'm from Kansas, where is this place y'all keep talking about? Cause all I've ever seen are rolling hills. And just saying, the curvature/horizon of the earth is 15 miles.

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    1. This must be one of those Literal Lisa’s, cousin to the loud Karen’s.
      MadMarlin

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  9. As much as I want to know Hownafukk she got in the cheese dress, I couldn't watch the video.

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  10. #3 my friend had the two fer on that he fucked up and recorded porn onto the wedding tape , needless to say on the 5 year aniversary when she and her mom sat down and watched the tape of their "special day " the surprise in the middle caused some heated discussions ! LOL Dumbass

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    1. Lmao, I did the same thing only with a Steffi Graf and Gabriella Sabatini tennis match. Had sent it to my Dad and he still laughs at me. Good times.
      MadMarlin

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