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Thursday, August 05, 2021

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25 comments:

  1. 9unloading potatoes at tom's potato chips

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  2. #5 My 80-something mother said she learned to drive using both feet like that. But the way she drives, if she ain't suddenly accelerating she's suddenly braking. Often simultaneously. It'll crack your neck. I can only imagine what the guy behind is thinking.

    #12 This was predictable. I reckon her excuse is she was left with inadequate supervision.

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    1. My grandmother tried to tell my teens to drive with two feet. I gave them the signal to just go with in and explained why it was such a terrible technique later

      #10 - sure it smells good but you really need the old paper hulls to call it aroma therapy.

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  3. Hummingbird feeder on a hard hat while ignoring the collapse of Western Civilization.

    I like it!

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  4. 15. Life is too easy. At some point, though, it won't be any longer. Remember that kid's face.

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    1. I gotta tell you, I'm enjoying the break. I've read 4 books and am getting more done around here.
      Give Vikki my regards, if you would.

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    2. I got a note when I looked at FB today, telling me that a couple of my posts were not allowed to be posted, due to a violation of community standards. The very next thing I saw when I looked at the home page that showed up, was someone else posting the very meme that I attempted to post, on one of them that the censors at Fuck you Book told me was not allowed to be posted.
      It is funny, sort of, how by the way that they act, and censor, they have driven me to stop looking at their BS page, along with the ads that bring in all of their revenue. So they are the only ones who lose out, not me.

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    3. Ken, I will do that. She misses you too.

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  6. #4 I always say I love the genderless bathrooms. Before that I never got to piss all over a dry seat, they were all pre-moistened.

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    1. Anymore if I need to use the restroom, I always leave the seat up. Its the ultimate proof we are not equal.

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  7. I can drive with both feet too...it's called driving a manual transmission/stick shift.

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    1. Likewise. And when I wrecked my 5-speed, i got a rental that was an automatic and almost broke my left ankle depressing the non-existant clutch on the way out of their parking lot.

      Also, driving barefoot isn't illegal everywhere. Unfortunately, driving completely naked is...

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    2. Yabut when not using the left foot its at rest on the floor, right? Instead of toeing the brake pedal the whole time.

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  8. ##5another oh fuck moment ? Anyone wearing a shirt with bernie sanders face printed all over it ought to get a shot to the fucking head . Commie douche bag fucktard

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  9. Here in TN, I grew up hearing "it's against the law to drive barefoot". My 51-year-old girlfriend still believes it. No such law in my state, never has been.
    --Tennessee Budd

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  10. #4 this may change the liberal bitch's mind about supporting transgenders.

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  11. What's the problem with driving with both feet? I've been doing it for almost 50 years.

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  12. #5 In the state of Washington it is NOT illegal to drive barefoot. As for driving with two feet, I was chastise for that at the police academy driving section. However, I finished second in the technical and high speed course.

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    1. Air cop school -- we were instructed to drive with two feet.
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      We also had vehicles with four-corner lifts to simulate extreme-speed manoeuvres.
      No amount of feet makes much difference at a hundred-plus.

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  13. #4: That is how they are now. Girls 'hover' to keep from getting cooties from the dirty seat and make it more disgusting.

    No wipedowns, no ass gaskets, just hover-n-spray-n-walk away.

    Any janitor can tell you which toilet is reliably the most disgusting.

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  14. Driving bare feet isn’t a big deal these days.

    Drive a very old car (prior to hydraulic brakes) and you will know why it was once a bad idea.

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