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Wednesday, August 25, 2021

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  1. MikeyAugust 25, 2021 at 2:08 PM

    3) My son ironically got me a bag full of mixed drive size and depth 10 mm sockets for Christmas last year. I think I might have raised a smart ass. I wonder how that happened?

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  2. AnonymousAugust 25, 2021 at 2:50 PM

    What's the deal with # 2 ?

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    1. wirecutterAugust 25, 2021 at 2:53 PM

      Oh, you straight people.....
      April 20 is 4/20. 4/20 is code for marijuana. Don't ask me where it came from, there's about a thousand different explanations.

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    2. steven tompkinsAugust 25, 2021 at 2:56 PM

      well. i completely missed that .

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    3. PorkypineAugust 25, 2021 at 2:58 PM

      4/20, he’s so stoned he can’t tell it’s a puppy.

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    4. AnonymousAugust 25, 2021 at 3:00 PM

      Look! I'm old. You can't expect me to get all stoner references.

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    5. CavguyAugust 25, 2021 at 3:18 PM

      Yep me too , I missed it. Hahahahah thats funny I’m now a Straight person. Well damn.

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    6. Pickett CountyAugust 25, 2021 at 3:27 PM

      Thanks. I didn’t get it either.

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    7. millerizedAugust 25, 2021 at 5:59 PM

      I was just schooled https://www.mentalfloss.com/article/62749/what-meaning-behind-420 I thought it was a police code.
      Huh...

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    8. AnonymousAugust 26, 2021 at 10:41 AM

      [rocketride]

      #18 for the win.

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  3. Dick SummersAugust 25, 2021 at 2:59 PM

    #17 No no, I've done this before.
    What's the worst that could happen?
    Don't be a wimp.
    You're not the boss of me.
    Hold my beer.
    If anybody asks, this never happened.
    Quick, before they come back.
    Nobody's looking.
    I feel good about this.
    I've got a bad feeling about this.
    Nobody said we couldn't.

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    1. MSG GrumpyAugust 25, 2021 at 7:14 PM

      Add one
      "If anything goes sideways, we blame the FNG....
      (The military version is to blame the 2nd lt)

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    2. Old TechAugust 25, 2021 at 7:43 PM

      God hates a coward - he really hates a fool
      I seen this on youtube
      If it doesn't work, we'll do it again to make sure we got it right the first time
      They told me, but I don't believe this is how Brad died

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    3. BuckshotAugust 26, 2021 at 8:38 AM

      We hardly do anything but when we do we do it the hard way.

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    4. HalfElfAugust 26, 2021 at 6:43 PM

      Whatever happened to just "Fuck It, I'm insured" it's gotten my ass into and out of several bizarre escapades.

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  4. Son of ReepAugust 25, 2021 at 3:18 PM

    Must be referring to light weight generation Z people
    The Brown Acid that’s circulating would have to be “specifically not that good” for me not to know that’s a dog

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  5. ABEAugust 25, 2021 at 4:37 PM

    #20 - As a person of German heritage, that's just wrong!

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    1. AnonymousAugust 25, 2021 at 5:55 PM

      No it's not- Rebekah

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    2. JeremyRAugust 25, 2021 at 7:21 PM

      I'm a Jewish person, and that burns me up.

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    3. Mark BAugust 25, 2021 at 8:32 PM

      I'm of German descent, and it makes me hot under the collar.

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    4. MN SteelAugust 25, 2021 at 9:50 PM

      I'm Finn, and I approve these replies.

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  6. UnknownAugust 26, 2021 at 4:14 AM

    #5 & #11 are my favorites!!! I'll be laughing about those for hours! :D The rest are great too. Thanks for the explanation of 420. I didn't know either.
    My late husband used to laugh and enjoy your blog. Thought I'd give it a try. I see why he enjoyed it! Good stuff. :)

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