Rocketride, age brings indignities. Having children can loosen up the pelvic muscles, too. That lady might be the grandmother of the little asshole. Some ladies are just born with weaker pelvic floor muscles, and I know several older gentlemen who have the same problem. It's not uncommon at all.
#5: Speaking of cows, there's one laying a rose on the packaged, needed for substance, meat. And it seems to me rather hypocritical for someone as obese as this person is to judge other's choices of nutrition.
Both vegans that I know are morbidly obese. French fries, vegetable tempura, white bread, heavy processed grains, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that is unhealthy that vegans can eat. Contrast with bush level carnivores in Africa that are ripped physically.
I once dealt with a broad at CA DMV that had about 10 pounds of silver bracelets on her writing wrist. Every time she'd write two words she'd have to raise her arm to shake her wrist to force the bracelets back down on her arm so she could have clearance to write two more words. Talk about annoying and time wasting.
She was about to jack me around on a technicality when I spotted the manager in the back of the office, whom I had already spoken to about the matter at hand. When she told me what I had to do next, which would require another trip home to get different paperwork, I pointed at her manager and told her "Oh. That's not what he told me". I walked out of the office five minutes later with the matter settled and a smile on my face. She was pissed.
Seeing as how she was the right demographic and had the right attitude she probably went on to become a DMV office manager herself.
#6 At that London Olympics, the marathon was diverted so that the runners would pass the Royal balcony at Buck Palace. The standard marathon distance of 26.2 miles was a consequence of this. I had always thought it must have been something to do with Ancient Greece.
It does originate in ancient Greece, Stonyground. The tale is that Pheidippides, a herald, ran from Marathon to Athens - about 25 miles - to give the city's rulers news of the defeat of the Persians at the Battle of Marathon. He gasped out the message and died. The part about the 1908 Olympics is true but it merely added a little distance.
Sha'niqua hard at work.
ReplyDelete#8? I stayed at a campground where the chick at the store there had nails like that. Her name was Claudia. No shit.
DeleteShe would type with the pads of her fingers though, not the tips of her nails.
#8 I get it, I like long nails, too but that’s just disgusting.
Delete#7, So it wasn't a bat that started corona.
ReplyDelete#4: No good deed goes unpunished.
ReplyDeleteKinda reminds you of 60+ years of welfare and urban renewal, dunnit?
Delete#7 and that is where the next actual pandemic (think Spanish Flu circa 1918) will come from.
ReplyDeleteAnd when it comes no one will take it seriously because they will figure they can still go to CostCo and a mask will save them.
#5, is that steak made out of shoe leather?
ReplyDeleteI did not know ice cream and chips were on the vegan diet. Look at that lard ass.
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ReplyDelete#10 Imagine not being able to tell that the 'water' didn't come from you.
Rocketride, age brings indignities. Having children can loosen up the pelvic muscles, too. That lady might be the grandmother of the little asshole. Some ladies are just born with weaker pelvic floor muscles, and I know several older gentlemen who have the same problem. It's not uncommon at all.
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That's why Depends. Not fun with all the bathroom closures due to Covid. Makes lots of sense, doesn't it? Close bathrooms during a fucking pandemic?
Delete#5: Speaking of cows, there's one laying a rose on the packaged, needed for substance, meat. And it seems to me rather hypocritical for someone as obese as this person is to judge other's choices of nutrition.
ReplyDeleteTotally. There's no way those fatties are vegan, unless Twinkies count as vegan.
DeleteBoth vegans that I know are morbidly obese. French fries, vegetable tempura, white bread, heavy processed grains, yeah, there's a lot of stuff that is unhealthy that vegans can eat. Contrast with bush level carnivores in Africa that are ripped physically.
Delete#2 Shoulda let it drown first.
ReplyDeleteFirst time I went to the DMV in California, the woman behind the desk had to use a pencil to type on her keyboard
ReplyDeleteI once dealt with a broad at CA DMV that had about 10 pounds of silver bracelets on her writing wrist. Every time she'd write two words she'd have to raise her arm to shake her wrist to force the bracelets back down on her arm so she could have clearance to write two more words. Talk about annoying and time wasting.
DeleteShe was about to jack me around on a technicality when I spotted the manager in the back of the office, whom I had already spoken to about the matter at hand. When she told me what I had to do next, which would require another trip home to get different paperwork, I pointed at her manager and told her "Oh. That's not what he told me".
I walked out of the office five minutes later with the matter settled and a smile on my face. She was pissed.
Seeing as how she was the right demographic and had the right attitude she probably went on to become a DMV office manager herself.
#2 Tee Hee, isn't she just so cute taking those lil ol baby steps. Isn't she just such an idiot walking off the fuckin dock?
ReplyDelete#6 At that London Olympics, the marathon was diverted so that the runners would pass the Royal balcony at Buck Palace. The standard marathon distance of 26.2 miles was a consequence of this. I had always thought it must have been something to do with Ancient Greece.
ReplyDeleteThat is an excellent piece of trivia.
DeleteIt does originate in ancient Greece, Stonyground. The tale is that Pheidippides, a herald, ran from Marathon to Athens - about 25 miles - to give the city's rulers news of the defeat of the Persians at the Battle of Marathon. He gasped out the message and died. The part about the 1908 Olympics is true but it merely added a little distance.
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