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Tuesday, August 17, 2021

What in the world is up with those eyebrows?

SUMNER COUNTY, Tenn. (WKRN) — A recently retired Sumner County teacher has been arrested after investigators said she offered money to a 16-year-old boy in exchange for sex.

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  1. The FUGLY is strong with this one! He might've negotiated a payment for a semesters' worth of colege.... and a Rx for Viagra.... and a couple of extra large paper sacks, as well as a fifth of Jack.
    Younguns' just don't think ahead these days....

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  2. Let it be!
    This is all part of required CRT training, most high school boys will be fine with it.

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    1. No shit! The only thing wrong with teachers like this when I was a schoolboy is there weren't any at the school I went to!

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  3. My dick may never work again. Damn!!

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  4. Her brows were about half the size when she thought a 16 year old dick would have little regard for the design on a liver filled sock but then she was shocked to find out she'd have to pay premium for a solid pound.

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  5. I sort of pity her except for soliciting an underage boy. Ugly people have had to pa for sex forever... she might have found a willing male prostitute, but she just crossed the line when she reached out to a minor.

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  6. The beast from the east teaching and coercing TN school children. Nice. Nemo

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  7. An agreement has been reached between prosecutors and her attorney, the sexual assault charges will be dropped in exchange for the offender pleading guilty to malicious violation of eyebrow pencil and probation.

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  8. The real pisser in that story is "Breaking News Alert." Naw, naw. "Railroad train plunges into Deep As Hell Gorge," "10 thousand gallon gas tanker explodes in downtown Farquar" -- those are breaking news alerts. News presenters just having their egos biggified.

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  9. "Ugly" won't matter to a 16yo boy. "Yes" will. Don't think he considered himself a victim at the time either. He'll grow up; his taste in women will improve ... then drift back to "any port in a storm" as he gets old.
    :)

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  10. If memory serves there were a couple of teachers that got busted for sex with students. The judges in those cases said something to the effect that they were too pretty to go to jail. (They were kinda cute)

    Going by that standard this one will get life without.

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