Two guys arguing over who had the ugliest wife. Finally they went to the first guys home and looked at the wife and left. Yup, the second guy said she is some kind a ugly but my wife has her beat. They went to his home and he moved the coffee table, threw back the rug and opened a trap door. He yelled, Honey would you come up here. She said, ya want me bring the bag? He said no, I don't wanna fuck ya I just wanna show ya off a little bit.
Worked for a contractor who was really religious and we're going through a house with the owner, discussing his electrical system. The boss says something about wiring for the dishwasher and the owner says I fuck my dishwasher. His jaw hit the floor while I laughed.
No job to big or to small,
ReplyDeleteHave bed,
will travel.
Smart man, keeps the hoe tied to the bed and plenty of boxes ta put over her head.
ReplyDeleteTwo guys arguing over who had the ugliest wife. Finally they went to the first guys home and looked at the wife and left. Yup, the second guy said she is some kind a ugly but my wife has her beat. They went to his home and he moved the coffee table, threw back the rug and opened a trap door. He yelled, Honey would you come up here. She said, ya want me bring the bag? He said no, I don't wanna fuck ya I just wanna show ya off a little bit.
ReplyDeleteLooks like a WhoreDash delivery. They ordered the optional Matress too.
ReplyDeleteUsing the dishwaser to block in the matresses. .
ReplyDeleteWorked for a contractor who was really religious and we're going through a house with the owner, discussing his electrical system. The boss says something about wiring for the dishwasher and the owner says I fuck my dishwasher. His jaw hit the floor while I laughed.
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