I work in Vieques, PR quite a bit and those things are everywhere. They can get over eight feet long and are powerful swimmers and climbers. Had one in a bar we hung out in that would intentionally knock over an unsuspecting persons beer and then drink it off the floor. Had one friend get down on the floor to drink with him, but that’s another story. Eod1sg Ret
Until it bites you in the balls. I've got a friend that runs a reptile shop up in Minnesota and she's sent me several pictures of iguana bites. It's not pretty - those fuckers can be vicious. Google "Iguana Bites", then click images, and see for yourself.
It seems Plumbers Helper or Lye would help is a situation such as this.
ReplyDeleteI work in Vieques, PR quite a bit and those things are everywhere. They can get over eight feet long and are powerful swimmers and climbers. Had one in a bar we hung out in that would intentionally knock over an unsuspecting persons beer and then drink it off the floor. Had one friend get down on the floor to drink with him, but that’s another story. Eod1sg Ret
ReplyDeleteGo look on YouTube. There are whole channels about air gun hunting iguanas in Florida. Seems to be turning into a big thing.
ReplyDeleteIguana? Small enough to fit in the toilet? Quite a scare? Geebus man, be like finding a salamander in a creek already.
ReplyDeleteUntil it bites you in the balls.
DeleteI've got a friend that runs a reptile shop up in Minnesota and she's sent me several pictures of iguana bites. It's not pretty - those fuckers can be vicious.
Google "Iguana Bites", then click images, and see for yourself.
IGUANA BITES BALLS OF MIAMI MAN
ReplyDeletehttps://youtu.be/4kcE2V5aGA0
That's better than finding a Spiny Tailed Iguana in your ass! Believe me, I know!!!
ReplyDeleteI used to live in Hollywood! It was before the Iguana invasion though.
ReplyDeleteThey call them chicken of the trees. They say they're delicious. Although, I would marinate them differently.