Knuckledraggin My Life Away : "And then that giant turd hissed at me"

Monday, September 13, 2021

"And then that giant turd hissed at me"

ANDREWS, Texas — A Texas woman had a nightmarish experience when she went to use her bathroom in the middle of the night.

Patty Tidwell, of Andrews, snapped on her bathroom light and saw a massive python had crawled out of the toilet, KWES reported.

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Monday, September 13, 2021

"And then that giant turd hissed at me"