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Monday, September 13, 2021

Tastes like chicken


 

3 comments:

  1. Some people are crazy then again some people are nuts.

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  2. If the teeth don't kill Grizzly Adams Gentle Ben's breath will get the job done.

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  3. I hopped off my raft on the S. Fork of the Salmon River to take a leak, beautiful spot, walked back in the woods about 50 feet, spotted 2 small bear cubs about 40 yards away up on a steep rise checking me out, mom suddenly showed up, swatted the 2 young cubs back into the den, piled over the hill charging me, I ran for my raft, launched and made the middle of the river, couldn't pee for 3 hours. F#ckin' bears scare me, they are way faster than you think, she covered that 120 feet in about 5 seconds. If my raft had been tied off I'd been dead. I have never ran that fast since. I don't mess with no bears. My bear ratings: Black bears-scary, grizzly-oh Jesus!, polar bears-you are beyond f#cked.

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