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#1 lesson learned, # she has no feelings or brains
Hey. #3 is Michael Jackson's mother.
#4 I would have grabbed that fucking monkey by it's legs and smashed it's head on the concrete. Eric.
I think that would have provoked a face chewing incident. No, you need to shoot them on sight. Several times.
Vic lighters come in handy when you need to light a monkeys ass on fire.
They say steel wool burns too.
It does. I won an award when I was in the Boy Scouts by demonstrating that a hunk of fine steel wool and a "D" cell flashlight battery can start a fire as quick as any match.
I remember that old trick - it's a good one. Nowadays the BSA has an app for that.
#10 Black Light bulbs Mater
#1 I hate to say this but I'm an honest man. I probably would have done something that stupid when I was that age. No idea how I lived.
#1, #3, #4, #5 ... and MALES have a shorter lifespan?!?
See #6, #8, #9, and #10.
#10 Jarheads, some of my favorite people.
#4: Typical behavior of a welfare recipient.
#8 There's a backhoe just up from them that could pull the bus out in a heartbeat.
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#1 lesson learned, # she has no feelings or brains
ReplyDeleteHey.
Delete#3 is Michael Jackson's mother.
#4 I would have grabbed that fucking monkey by it's legs and smashed it's head on the concrete.
ReplyDeleteEric.
I think that would have provoked a face chewing incident. No, you need to shoot them on sight. Several times.
DeleteVic lighters come in handy when you need to light a monkeys ass on fire.
DeleteThey say steel wool burns too.
ReplyDeleteIt does. I won an award when I was in the Boy Scouts by demonstrating that a hunk of fine steel wool and a "D" cell flashlight battery can start a fire as quick as any match.
DeleteI remember that old trick - it's a good one. Nowadays the BSA has an app for that.
Delete#10 Black Light bulbs Mater
ReplyDelete#10 Black Light bulbs Mater
ReplyDelete#1 I hate to say this but I'm an honest man. I probably would have done something that stupid when I was that age. No idea how I lived.
ReplyDelete#1, #3, #4, #5 ... and MALES have a shorter lifespan?!?
ReplyDeleteSee #6, #8, #9, and #10.
Delete#10 Jarheads, some of my favorite people.
ReplyDelete#4: Typical behavior of a welfare recipient.
ReplyDelete#8 There's a backhoe just up from them that could pull the bus out in a heartbeat.
ReplyDelete