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Thursday, September 02, 2021

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A spelling-challenged Illinois woman who doesn't know her Moderna from 'Maderna' was arrested after using a fake COVID-19 vaccination card to go on vacation in Hawaii, police said. 

Chloe Mrozak, 24, was arrested after authorities looked into the fake COVID-19 vaccination card she presented officials upon her arrival to Oahu last Monday on a Southwest flight. 

Perhaps the most obvious tip off for officials was that Mrozak's vaccination card misspelled 'Moderna' as 'Maderna', court documents allege.
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4 comments:

  1. Son of ReepSeptember 2, 2021 at 2:18 PM

    I’m surprised her fake COVID-19 vaccination card didn’t misspell Moderna as Madonna

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  2. Uchuck the TuchuckSeptember 2, 2021 at 3:23 PM

    Yeah, everyone knows Maderna was a pop singer back in the 80s....

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  3. LargeMargeSeptember 2, 2021 at 6:40 PM

    "...arrested on suspicion of falsified vaccination documents..."
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    Nonsense.
    Her docs are as valid as this latest chinesium influenza.

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  4. Bright EyesSeptember 3, 2021 at 4:46 AM

    Must a been a haole that spotted it. Nuf said.

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